Galadriel: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Me: What's gotten into you...
Galadriel: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND LLAMA BECAUSE IT IS DESTINYYYYYYYYYYY *charges all throughout Lothlorien with plastic stick*
Arwen: I can see where Dess got it from...
Me: We've gotta stop her
Arwen: Yep
Galadriel: BEAUTIFUL AS THE PURPLE SEWING BOXES AND why hello little pebble
Arwen: We really should stop her
Me: Yeah
Galadriel: oh your name is Yoda? Well I'm Smaug so nice to meet you *pats pebble*
Smaug: DON'T STEAL MY NAME
Me: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Smaug: oh yeah *dies*
Arwen: this is to hilarious to stop
Me: *pulls out phone* FOR YOUTUBE!!!
Galadriel: ALL HAIL YODA!!!!! *holds up pebble*
Aragorn: *comes in* *sees Galadriel* what the...
Me: you've gotta see this!
Galadriel: oh Yoda, I must leave. You shall rule all of Llamalorien!
Me: HEY!!! YOU CAN'T GIVE MY LAND TO A PEBBLE!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO RULE... Llamalorien?
Galadriel: FAREWELL MY PEOPLE *does gangnam style into the sunset*
Arwen: okayyy...
Aragorn: And exactly WHY did I need to see this?
**five minutes later**
Galadriel: I'M BACK! YODA YOU BETRAYED ME
Yoda: alright, I admit it
Me, Arwen, Aragorn: YOU CAN TALK?!?!?
Yoda: yep. And now, for my final act... *stabs Galadriel*
Me: O•O
Arwen: O•O
Aragorn: O•O
Yoda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoda: I AM JEFFINA *turns into Jeffina* *holds out Precious* I KNEW THIS WOULD WORK
Frodo: MY PRECIOUS *kills Jeffina* *strokes Precious*
Galadriel: I AM INVINCIBLE
Me: Oy vey...
Arwen: ARAGORN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Aragorn: *kissing Galadriel* oh darling I missed you so much...
Me and Arwen: O•O
Arwen: WHAT THE SAURON, ARAGORN
**this story to be continued...**
More sugar rushes coming soon...
