*insert loud crashing of fourth wall*
Kira: O-okay? Is this thing on? *taps mic* O-oh! it's on! Okay! We're good!Let's go boi!
Alexander: Let's just get this over with please.
John: Patience Alex, Oh wait--- You Don't have that.
Alexander: Fuck you.
Martha: Words, sweetie *smiles* Would you like me to punish you darling?
Alexander: *shudders* S-sorry...
Kira: Shush! Let's start now!
*insert music from other cool talk shows*
Kira: First question is from Peggy_Schuyler:
My questions is for both Alex and John *takes a deep breath* WHY DO YOU GUYS WAIT SO LONG I MEAN JOHN GO FOR IT CAUSE HAMILTONS WAITIN ON YOU OML.
Alexander:..... T-that's an interesting way to start the q&a..
John: *sighs* I've already confessed to Alex, so technically... I'm waiting for him.
Eacker: Owie.
Kira: Oh my, do you have anything to say on that Lexi?
Alexander: .....I have no comment..
John: *internally Crying*
Jefferson: Your such a douche Hamilton *glares*
Kira: OKAY! next question *laughs nervously* This_weird_kid asks:
George W- *Holds up fake microphone to face* HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MARRIED TO A WEIRD WOMAN, AND A SADIST?
Alexander: For fucks sake why is everyone screaming?
Kira: Correction! On Caps Lock! *coughs* George?
Washington: *gulps* Um.. *looks at Martha*
Martha: *smiles sadistically* Go on, honey.
Washington: *internally screaming* S-she's amazing.. T-the best wife ever... (save me)
Kira: *laughs* Alright, our next question is from lams_is_the_best:
AleX. DO. YOU FUCKING LOVE JOHN?
John: *looks at Alexander expectantly*
Alexander: Of course I love him--
Everyone: FUCK YE--
Alexander: --He's my best friend why shouldn't I love him?
*cricket.mp3*
Kira: For fucks sake alEXANDE--
*censored*
Kira: Were back! I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.. We had... A problem..
Alexander: *currently unconscious*
Kira: Anways! Next question! Dumbgirl245 asks:
Jefferson. Have you told James you own a porn company? (please Don't kill me)
Jefferson: *covering James' ears* Not yet.
James: let me die.
Kira: Hahaha... *scratches head*Okay, another three questions from This_weird_kid:
To whoever was breaking the fourth wall. WHY DID YOU BREAK THE POOR FOURTH WALL?
Kira: Oh... *laughs* I don't want anything to do with the president so i destroyed the wall *smiles* And I guess the others started doing it to *shrugs* Next question!:
James M. *doesnt put fake microphone to face* Why are you such a cinammon roll James?
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FanfictionJohn Laurens was a normal orphan boy who lived a normal life. That is, until the owner of the orphanage died because of sickness. Now the orphans is at the brink of getting kicked out until Multi-billionaire Alexander Hamilton decided to keep the or...
