PTX Shots

Pocket-sized [Kavi]

"Emergency delivery for Avi Kaplan.", a voice shouted from outside, made him stopped cleaning.

Avi opened the door, took the cartoon package from the deliveryman with curiousness. Put two big garbage bags from his birthday party to aside, he grabbed a pocket knife from the bar counter and smoothly cut through the tape. Inside it was a guitar-shape box and a square box covered with bubble wrapper. Open the note laid on top of them, he saw a familiar handwriting.

Dearest Big Daddy,

We are so so sorry for our absences from your party :< In return, we travelled around Hawaii and we bought you your presents! Scott suggested to send it in emergency, I hope the present won't arrive late. About the ukulele, we got the strings in tune, so you can just play it ;) And beside, I have you a dozen of eggs as you said you are out of egg in our group chat. I hope we still are the slay-est givers on your birthday⭐

Happy birthday to you Avi ❤

And our honeymoon is F L A W L E S S, thank you very much lmao.

P/s: Scott said you should see if Hawaii eggs is any different from America egg.

Your superloves,
Scott and Mitch

Came with the note was a photo of Scömichè under the shiny moon, next to the beach. With a smile, Avi stood up and pinned them on his pinning board, beside all of the wishes from everyone. Then, he put the eggs on the counter, and went to his bedroom with the new ukulele. And Avi collapsed on his bed, his eyes became heavier. Jesus, the party really tiring him up. Within a sec, the birthday boy fell in his sleep quickly, peacefully.

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"Jesus Christ...", Avi groaned, as he climbed out of bed. His head was still aching because of alcohol, and he wasn't like it.

After cleaned himself up and took care of all the garbage, he grabbed the eggs for a quick breakfast. When he was with his girlfriend, it was a happiness to woke up and make her a meal. But since they went on their separate ways, he didn't have a reason to make a proper breakfast anymore.

Got the pan hot enough, he broke some eggs to it. Hawaii eggs, eh? Still looks America. To be honest, maybe all the eggs is not that different from each other.

Until he broke the third egg.

Right when the egg was broken, a high pitch voice broke his silence peaceful life.

"OhmuhGod hot! Hot! Jesus!"

Avi was almost fucking slipping at the sound. Instead, his automatic reflex, what was working very quick at that time, threw the pan to the nearest wall and leaving a mess of egg. And the mysterious creature. As he grabbed a bat and attempted to beat the fuck out that black magic, a soft sob stop him. Walked silently, he picked up the pan and use a fork to clean the egg. And his eyes opened wide in shook.

His close-to-be omelette turned out not just contain only eggs. There he found, a little creature sobbing quietly, its body covered by the remain egg that Avi didn't clean up. It, or might he say, she had a body of human, of a female. Her hair was blonde, he couldn't sure about the height but maybe, it was 2/3 a foot high and as she was naked, in human standard obviously, and he could see red on her skin. Burns.

"Oh fuck no."

Used a tissue to pick her up, he put her on a plate and poured some cold water in. He found a new tooth brush with soft hair and got some shampoo on it, then brush it gently against her hair. The creature still sob quietly as she covered her body from him with her arms.