the mysterious fangurl(izaya x reader x shizuo)

Don't think

disclaimer: durarara!! does not belong to me. i am just your average fangurl who makes fanfictions
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Your POV:

No matter how hard I thought, I just couldn't think of a way to outsmart that stupid furball of sadism that has a god complex...

Come to think of it, wasn't that the thing I last remembered thinking about before I lost my memories...?

I'm beginning to understand why I described him like that.
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"Well, whatever the case is, good luck (Y/n). I sincerely hope you don't go insane hanging around that sad excuse of a man."

Speaking up, Namie-onee-san straightened the straps of her handbag that was casually slung over her shoulder, her frame already starting to turn away from me and towards the lift.

"Ah, bye Namie-onee-san!! Thanks for stopping to talk."

I waved goodbye, beaming to her. I couldn't keep her waiting any longer, I'd just have to think this over myself. Watching the doors of the lift open and her figure entering, I was just about to return to my train of thoughts until her voice called out once more.

"Ah, I almost forgot (y/n),"

"Yeah?"

"When you're dealing with that asshole, it's better not to take anything seriously, he just messes with people because it gives him some kinda rush."

Hearing her words made me blink as I processed them, and my lips subconsciously curved up in joy as the troubles that had been hoarding my mind before disappeared. My eyes sparkled brightly, an idea forming in my head.

"Yep, I understand, thanks so much again for everything Namie-onee-san!!"

She flashed me a puzzled look, probably due to my sudden enthusiasm and energy, but simply nodded and pressed a button, closing the elevator's door.

Of course, she's right.

Izaya-kun just likes to mess with people for fun, he's that type of jerk that does things for his own pleasure and just wants to see entertaining reactions from others. Plus, he's Super smart, so it's almost impossible to know what he's thinking and outsmart him. The best way to do something he's wouldn't predict beforehand and surprise him...

Is to just not think at all.