Collection of Oneshot Fanfics

That Purple Thing (2HA x TGCF x QQ)

Summary: In which the three menace of the world meet up to let their beloveds have some fun.

alternatively,

that time Chu Wanning, Xie Lian, and Shen Qiao were forced to make out.
Word Count: 2.1k
Content Warnings: drugs, love potions, kissing, biting, butterflies are used to record makeout session, noncon‼️ dubious consent, forced kissing
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Rumor had it that there was a newly-opened shop in Central Plains owned by an immortal God, and as someone who had mad respect for strong and talented beings, Shen Qiao wouldn't miss the chance of meeting the said God.

Aside from that, Shen Qiao was also interested in trying out the sweets and magic-infused tea sold in that shop. He had heard that the people of Central Plains and even foreigners couldn't resist wanting to buy everything on the menu, especially the Tangren.

When Shen Qiao heard of that, he knew he had to go. He had been meaning to buy some Tangren even though Yan Wushi said multiple times that Xie Ling would never come back to life again.

"I think we came here too early."

The man beside Shen Qiao glanced at him when he spoke; his phoenix eyes barely grazed Shen Qiao, yet the latter could feel how cold the stare was. It pierced through his bones.

Shen Qiao smiled at the man. They had been standing in front of the Hualian Store for a while now. The store was still closed since the sun had just come out. Shen Qiao thought it was worth a shot to talk to this stranger as they waited, mainly because he felt awkward just standing there like a tree.

"It is fine. At least we can avoid the crowd."

Shen Qiao didn't think the stranger would reply. He smiled gently and ended the conversation by simply saying, "I guess you're right."

Who would have thought that the stranger would initiate the conversation this time? He furrowed his brow at Shen Qiao; his white robes danced with the morning wind. He looked like a dignified immortal as he asked: "Are you Shen Qiao? The former Sect Leader of Mount Xuandu?"

Just like how he didn't expect the stranger to talk, Shen Qiao also didn't expect this powerful man to know his name.

"Yes. That is indeed me. May I ask how mister got to know my name?"

The stranger replied, "I've read it in a book my disciple brought back for me." The disciple he was talking about was Xue Meng. When Chu Wanning woke up after five years of seclusion, his good disciple brought him some books to catch up with the recent happenings in the world.

Chu Wanning read it all. He even encountered the most absurd rankings about Mo Ran being seen "bathing at Deyu Hall; an absolute unit, truly awe-inspiring." So how could Chu Wanning not read something about someone as important as Shen Qiao?

"I have read about your benevolence and how you defeated those who challenged you. Daoist Priest Shen, it is a pleasure meeting you here. I hope I can seek advice from you too some other time."

She Qiao was the type of person who was neither affected by compliments nor criticism, but hearing these words from Chu Wanning, Shen Qiao couldn't help but smile.

"You are too humble, Mister." Shen Qiao had more or less assessed this stranger's strength. He knew that someone like Chu Wanning was Yan Wushi's match. Maybe even stronger.

Thinking this, Shen Qiao couldn't help but inquire more about the stranger. He first asked his name, and when he got an answer, Shen Qiao no longer needed to ask more.

It was Chu Wanning! Of course, he knew Chu Wanning too! He had heard all about him from literally almost everyone. Even Yan Wushi talked about this divine being.