Hiccstrid/HTTYD one shots

Genderfluid

Description: cute like gender fluid hiccup and by Astrid (genderfluid is where you are a girl one day and a boy the next or longer periods of time)

Warning: Johan (evil little traitor)

Word count: 600

"You know Astrid?"

"Yeah?"

"I heard she got a boyfriend."

"I thought she was a lesbian?"

"No she's bi."

I block out the very loud whispers that I past. I reach Astrid's locker and wait. I nervously twirl my earring and then spot her in the cluster of people. She waves and runs over her blonde hair bouncing on her shoulder.

"Pronouns?" She slows down.

"Him and He today." I say.

"Okay. Anyway hi hiccup." She wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me gently.I kiss back smiling. She pulls away and opens her locker.

"So my house this afternoon?" I ask as she pulls out her maths book.

"Yep. We can do that essay on The Taming of the Shrew. In my opinion a terrible play. Now 10 things I hate about you, wonderful movie. I wanted more of an ending however." She hauls her bag back onto her shoulder.

"I agree. With both statements."

We walk towards maths and are immediately greeted by Mr Gobber.

"Hello Astrid and Hiccup. Pronouns today?"

"Him and he sir."

Mr Gobber is friends with my dad and he is very supportive about me. Being gay himself probably helps.

The rest of the class files in. The noise gets louder and louder as more people walk in.

"Silence!" Mr Gobber calls over them.

The class goes silent. Only two teachers have this effect on the class, Mr Gobber and Mrs Gothi. Mrs Gothi because she's mute and people respect her. Gobber because he's a nice guy and can be scary.

"Turn your textbooks to page 394." He deadpans. (*winks*)

Time skip brought to by my sunburnt back

I walk up to Astrid's locker and she's already there.

"Pronouns?" She asks.

"She and her. Thought it was obvious." I point at my face that has light makeup and my skirt.

"Just checking. I'm nice like that." She smiled hugging me.

"Yeah you are." I hug her back.

We start walking towards our seperate science rooms.

"This is my spot. See you after class." Astrid blows a kiss towards me.

I giggled and catch it. (I'm going to be sick at all this cuteness)

"Bye." I wave and head towards my classroom.

I'm greeted by my bully/friend snotlout.

"Hey fucktard. Pronouns?" He asks holding up his fist to use to punch my arm.

"She and her."

He lowers his hand.

"I don't hit girls. Even if they are boys sometimes." He states.

I giggle and we walk into our classroom. Mr Johan greets us.

"Ah Hayden and Scott. So wonderful to see you."

"Sir I've told you before it's Hiccup." I say as politely as I can.

"I prefer Snotlout over Scott remember?"

"Just sit boys."

I cringe slightly.

"Uh sir I'm a girl."

"No your a boy. Stop being so stupid."

Snotlout drags me to the back of the classroom.

"It's okay Hiccup. He's the stupid one."

I smile at him.

"Thank you."

"Your welcome. As soon as your a boy again I will hit you."

I laugh.

Time Skip (again seriously?) brought to you by a crocodile tap dancing

"Hiccup! Snotlout told me what happened." She hugs me tightly.

"I'm okay I promise." I hug back.

"Johan is a dick. He's homophobic and a fucktard. Dickhead." She keeps cursing about him.

"Asty. Stop I know. He just can't accept that I'm a girl one day and a boy the next."

She kisses my check and I giggle.

"Your the best girlfriend ever. Also the best boyfriend like yesterday."

I smile and hug her.

"And your always the best." I mumble to her.

"Suck up."

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Man karma is a quiznaking bitch because it doesn't work for me
I fricken cleaned the house and charge my sister's iPod (cause we only have one charger cause i broke mine) then fully clean the kitchen and ask my sister to take out the bins and guess what!
I literally get in so much trouble that my sister didn't take out the bins and forgot to clean the coffee machine that had like nothing on it
So my mum calls it a half job and screams at me while of was trying not to cry cause I was in one of my depressing moods
Sorry about my rant I'm just so angry and really sad at the same time

With great power comes great responsibility~ Uncle Ben- Spideman