Hiccstrid/HTTYD one shots

Best Friend Vs Girlfriend

Description: y'all watch Zoella?

Word count: 733

"Heya dragon masters! Welcome back to my YouTube channel. Today we have two guests with me." I say waving at the camera.

Astrid slowly sits up into the frame. Thomas or Toothless jumps up.

"Hello! It is I." He says enthusiastically.

"Hi." Astrid gives a small wave.

"And today because of a recent video trend we are doing the best friend vs partner challenge." I make small arm movements.

"I'm totally going to win." Toothless whispers.

"I live with him." Astrid says.

"Maybe but I have know him since we were kids."

The two bicker behind me and I laugh.

"Anyway on to the challenge. I have these cards that is a single question with the answer. Whoever wins gets this random bag of snakes I found in my cupboard and gloating privileges." I hold up the snakes.

"Hey they're mine." Astrid tries to take them off me.

"No they're yours if you win." I pull them more towards Toothless.

He tries to bite the bag.

"Hey!"

He smirks.

"First question, what was my favourite cartoon as a kid?"

"Teen titans." They both say at the same time.

"Yep. Point to both of you."

They touch foreheads in a competitive manner.

"Alright idiots. Next question. What is my patronus?"

"Isn't it like a ferret?" Toothless asks.

"A Komodo dragon."

I point at Astrid.

"Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkk. I'm losing."

"Next question dickheads."

Astrid punches me harshly. I grumble and rub at the sensitive spot.

"Am I team iron man or cap?"

"Cap." They say in sync.

"No, I've always been iron man."

"WHAT!" They both scream.

"Traitor! How can you not be team cap?" Toothless yells.

"Team Cap is so much hotter as well! I mean look at all them hotties."

"Tony Stark is a great character and all but seriously why team iron man."

"Well I guess I'm going to die later." I say. "Next question."

"My question is why? Why Iron Man?"

"What's my favourite band?"

"Fall Out Boy."

"Good Charlotte."

"Toothless got it."

He sticks out his tongue. Astrid flips him off.

"Final question. Winner takes all."

"I really want that bag of snekes." Toothless says.

"What is my number one OTP?"

"Apart from Hicctooth or?" Toothless smirks.

"Haha, very funny. No from my fandoms."

"I wanna say Drarry."

"Standing by Hicctooth but I reckon it's the one with the two cops in Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The one that plays Jonny in Hotel Transylvania and the chick he's always fighting with."

"Amy and Jake." Astrid corrects.

I laugh.

"Both wrong. It's Destial."

"NOOOO! I WANT THE SNEKES!!!!"

"That's unfair I only just started watching supernatural."

I laugh. Watching the pair groan.

"Another question. I want to win." Astrid says.

"Uhhh Fine. My full name."

"Hayden Harold Haddock the third." (I don't knoolowwww okay)

"Fook urghhhh, how'd I get this scar." I point to the scar on my chin.

"Your mum's bird."

"Cloudjumper."

I groan again. Rubbing at my chin in an attempt to think of a random question.

"When I was fifteen I had a dream about having sex with what actress?"

"You told me about this." Toothless groans.

"Ummm Emma Watson?"

"No no it was ummmm. Cate Blanche? No no it was umm fucking hell who the fuck was it."

"Language." I scold jokingly.

"Go suck a cock."

"Jesus calm it deadpool." Astrid laughs.

"Fuck you." He snaps his fingers frantically, as if that's going to jog his memory.

I laugh at his face.

"So you said Emma Watson?"

Astrid nods. "I think you said something like that."

Toothless suddenly bounces on the bed.

"THE CHICK WHO PLAYS GABRIELLA IN HIHH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!"

I snort and hand him the snakes. Astrid boos.

"Congratulations toothless you have beaten my girlfriend."

"Fuck you. Best friend always wins." He does finger guns.

"Oh really what if I actually fight you?"

"Bring it on."

She tackles him to the floor. He yelps.

"So that's all for today's video dragon masters. Hope you enjoy if you did give it a thumbs up and if you are new to my channel you are more than welcome to join the dragon masters army. You can go check out Toothless channel by clicking here and Astrid's by clicking here. Hope you all enjoyed and I will see you next time, if I can break up these pair from fighting without dying. Bye." I cover the camera and stop the recording.

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I wrote this on 4 hours sleep and a Powerade forgive me for anything weird
~ladydragon

Why is there marauders in my Solangelo?~ me