Hiccstrid/HTTYD one shots

Writing skills getting better shots getting weirder

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"I don't get it."

Pulling my eyes away from the screen to face Hiccup. Curled up against the arm of the chair.

"What don't you get?" I ask.

He turns to face me as I press the X on the controller. Pausing the movie.

"He obviously could of got on the door. Also how is this movie the 'greatest love story' of all time. He literally dies. Like that's not love, it's just a tragedy." He folds his arms.

"So, Augustus dies too." I point out.

"Yeah but s'like you fall in love with Gus two seconds he's been on screen. Jack is sorta like this brat who just is good looking."

"But they love each other so much." I whine.

"I love you so much. Did we fuck three days after we met?"

"Seeing as we were ten-"

"Besides the point. I'm just saying, Titanic is romantic and all but the greatest love story nah. Venom was pretty romantic in my opinion."

I sigh and shake my head at him.

"They kissed once and it was mostly Anne."

"Well technically it was venom."

This is going to drag on for a while. I hit play and continue watching the movie as he drones on about more movies that could best Titanic.

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I watched the titanic for the first time, I cry in so many movies and not a single tear was shed
I made so many jokes as well
~ladydragon

Does anyone have any orange slices ~Scott Lang