Hiccstrid/HTTYD one shots

Murders plans?

Description: Elise is the go to girl when Astrid needs cheering up

Word count: 447

Elise's POV
Astrid slumped in her seat. Looking quite pissed with the world.

"What's up?" I ask.

"Tara is treating Hiccup like a piece of shit again." She sighed.

"Oh hell no. I'll go deal with her if you want. I'll get Rory to help." I smile.

"No. It's hiccup decision not ours."

"Listen bitches like her don't deserve boys like him. You do. Your kind and caring she's the spawn of harming." I say doing some dramatic hand gestures.

"Harming?" She raises her eyebrow.

"Hans and Prince Charming from Shrek."

"Stay off Tumblr for a little while ok?"

"No promises. Now I know how to cheer you up. Murder plans?"

She nodded and I rip a piece of paper out from my book.

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Astrid sits in her seat. Her eyes have a strange sparkle in them.

"What's up? Your never excited for Geography." I say as my blue fringe falls over my left eye.

"They broke up. She slapped me and he stepped in. Then he ended it. She then slapped me and him." She explains pointing at the red mark on her face.

"Ok. He cares for you that could be a sign he like you. Maybe."

"No he doesn't. He's my best friend of course he'll stand up for me."

"I'm offended. Anyway I'm still a hiccstrid shipper all the way."

"I feel like planing a murder."

I rip a piece of paper out of my book.

"Is this like a routine now? Bitch about Tara then plan a murder?" I laugh pulling out my pen.

"Yep." Astrid giggles.

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As per usual Astrid walks in. She is smiling and looking quite dazed.

"He kissed me." She whispers and I barely hear it.

"Wait...WHAT!" I grab her shoulders.

"I want ever detail. Leave nothing out." I shake her slightly.

"Well we were walking to class as we do. Then we were about to walk off and he simply said to me. I kinda have a crush on you, it's ok if you don't like me. I don't really care. So I replied with I kinda like you too. Then he kissed me." She sighs dreamily.

"My ship is cannon." I celebrate.

"Oh shut up." A small blush creeps up her cheeks.

"Now tell him. If he breaks your heart I will beat him up. Maybe kill him with one of our murder plans." I say very seriously.

"He'll get the message ok." She nods still smiling.

"That's good. Now I'm going to start planing your wedding." I say pulling out a piece of paper.

"New routine? Ramble about hiccup and you plan our wedding?"

"That's a fabulous idea." I start writing.

"Geek."

"Thank you very much."