The Shield Preferences

He Farts Around You For The First Time

Just a little something to hold you guys until I can update for real. Thought this would be funny! 🤷🏽‍♀️😊

This Is Taking Place In The Beginning Of Your Relationship

Seth: Colby thought you were sleeping when he suddenly let one loose. You tried your hardest not laugh but you fell out of the bed giggling. He stared at you and scratched the back of his head with a sheepish look on his face, "You heard that?" He asked. You nodded through your laughter and wiped the tears out of your eyes. He simply groaned and turned his back towards you in embarrassment. "Shut. Up," he mumbled. You just sighed and scooted towards the window so you could open it. "Everybody farts, Colby. Everybody farts," you sighed with a smile on your face as you stuck your head out of the window. Just because it was funny didn't mean you had to smell it.

Roman: The two of your were lying in bed when Joe passed gassed for the first time in front of you. You simply stared at him shock before pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose. "Warn me next time," you said with red cheeks. He just shrugged and passed gas again. "I think suggesting to eat Mexican food for lunch is enough warning. Your man farts, Y/N. Get used to it," he said with a smirk on his face. You just cracked a smile before punching him in the arm. He began laughing as you got up and walked out of the room. You didn't want to smell the reminisce of Joe's burrito.

Dean: You were actually brushing your teeth together when Jonathan farted for the first time around you. You scrunched up your nose and realized that you couldn't cover it because you still had to brush your teeth. "Having trouble?" Jonathan asked with a sneaky smirk on his face. You tried to finish brushing your teeth so you could leave the bathroom but Jonathan was quicker. He finished up and closed you in the bathroom where you banged on the door. "Jonathan!" You yelled through a mouth full of toothpaste. He chuckled, "That's for eating my leftovers. Rules were established when it comes to my left overs and you didn't follow said rules. Enjoy the smell of the meal I had to scavenge because you ate my leftovers." You whined that you were sorry but he didn't give in until he'd felt you'd had enough.