"W-What?!" Kyle asks, not believing what words just left Stan's mouth.
"I'm sorry! Sorry!! I know me calling you Kyle has been getting out of hand already, and it's getting worse and worse as each day passes by, but you can't force me to not hang out with him anymore! He's my best friend!! Y-You know... 'bros before hoes??'" Stan clung to Kyle even harder.
Kyle was so confused at this point.
"But... If you do that... doesn't that mean you love him Stan? And not me?" Kyle speaks, still doing a Wendy voice.
Stan's expression remained blank after this.
"Who are you...?" Stan mutters.
'Shit! Did he find out?!' Kyle mentally panics.
"You can't be Wendy... because whenever I try to talk about this with her, she just keeps on telling me I just have to get in bed with Kyle, and I'm just sexually frustrated about him.... But I haven't even done that to anyone yet. Not even her. If I DID do that do Kyle, I don't want to do it by force... " Stan continued on muttering.
Kyle was seriously offended on what Wendy had been suggesting to Stan.
'Just because he's her boyfriend, she can just tell him to sleep with someone else just because of secure frustration?! What if Stan had actually done it to me?! It'd be fucking rape!'
Kyle didn't know what to tell Stan though.
What should I say...
"Who... are you..." Stan for the final mutters, before he collapses on the floor.
'Well, so much for having cuddle night'
"Hmph."
Kyle's head twirled as he saw Dovahkiin on the corner, arms across his chest and a questioning look on his face.
"What happened here?" He asked in his usual, husky deep voice.
Kyle shivered at the sound of it.
Because of not taking too much, hearing his actual voice is so delectable.
"Er... Well... ya see..."
"Nah, I'm just messing with you. I saw the entire thing. I can't believe that bitch..." Dovahkiin walks over to Stan's sleeping figure and helps Kyle on carrying him to the bed.
They plopped him down on the bed and just kinda awkwardly stare at the sleeping guy.
"I feel bad for him" Dovahkiin suddenly speaks.
Kyle sign in response and just grabs his arm.
"I need fresh air dude, let's get out to the garden" Kyle suggests.
They both started looking for the door. (Token's dorm room is big as fuck)
Kyle was just looking at his surroundings and he was bored as hell while looking for the door.
Butters and Kenny were sleeping on the same bed, and Kenny still had a wine bottle on his mouth.
Kyle could still hear faint sounds from the closet. It seemed like Token and Clyde weren't finished yet.
And Tweek was being slightly... weird. He was already a spazz to begin with but what he's doing currently was just... off. For someone like him.
Tweek was stroking Craig's cheek, as the latter would sometimes groan in approval like a cat and would make Tweek flinch, but conure after seconds.
Kyle blinked at this.
'Tweek STILL likes Craig... right?' He thought to himself.
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Best Friends?
RomanceKyle's tired. Very tired. He hates how Stan clings to him while he was drunk and cries all night about why Wendy keeps on breaking up with him and why it feels like something is always a missing in his life. He hates it. Because.... he's scared. He'...
