attack on titan ; one-shots [DISCONTINUED]

nah fam // petra ral ft levi

text au!
tw: swearing
be ready for the randomness
you've been warned
be ready for the randomness
you've been twice now
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mamagirlfriend ral is in!

short ass asshole who has boots as heels is in!

(y/user) is in!

mamagirlfriend ral
↑↑ ???

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
(y/n) wtf

(y/user)
Levi u tiny aSs fucking hOlE

YOU THINK I DIDNT SEE YOU TOUCH MY GIRL AND STEAL MY COOKIE WHEN I WASNT LOOKING???!!

AND YOU LIE SAYING YOU WERE NOT A SWEETS' PERSON

mamagirlfriend ral
(Y/N)

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
wtf is up your asshole

mamagirlfriend ral
LEVI

(y/user)
FITE ME BITCH I WILL SHOVE THOSE HIGH HEELS UP YOUR ASS

AND GIMME MY COOKIE BACK

mamagirlfriend ral
WHY IS THIS GOING ON??!

(y/user)
Petra, for the love I bear you, do not get involved in this.

I am protecting my pride as your lover.

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
I didn't touch her tho

(y/user)
*lies*

I SAW WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

AND YOU DARE SAY TO MY FACE WHILE I CRY TO THE SKIES

mamagirlfriend ral
why is (y/n) rhyming???

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
hell if I know

(y/n) is worse than that brat eren

(y/user)
DONT COMPARE TO THAT HORMONAL TEENAGER

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
btw, I'm taller than you by two inches.

(y/user)
see if I care.

mamagirlfriend ral
(y/n)

stop this.

(y/user)
yes ma'am, I'm sorry.

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
HA IN YOUR FACE YOU UGLY ASS

mamagirlfriend ral
you too, Levi heichou.

(y/user)
IN YOUR FACE SHORTY

mamagirlfriend ral
I wonder who's not having extra activities in the bed with the flashlights, (y/n).

(y/user)
BUT PETRA

mamagirlfriend ral
no

also

I was the one who ate your cookie

(y/user)
PETRAAAAA

mamagirlfriend ral has left the chat!

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
....

(y/user)
what

short ass asshole who has boots as heels
....
*ha in your face*

short ass asshole who has boots as heels has left the chat!

(y/user)
LEVIIIIIIIIII