Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 9

After returning from the camp, both Manik and Nandini just crashed on the sofa, like lazy lizards.

Resting her head on Maniks lap, Nandini time to time bugged him for feeding her popcorn.

Though highly irritated by Nandini's antics, Manik still keept on feeding the lazy lad.

Both of them were engrossed in watching the India - Sri Lanka match, when out of nowhere, Mrs Murthy and Nyonika appeard in front of them, fully guarding the television.

Nandini and Manik irritatedly yelled " hatto yaar. ...Kohli century maarne hi wala tha! !!!! "

Mrs Murthy ( pissed ) : kya yeh tab se iss idiot box ke saamne baithe ho? ????

Nandini ( annoyed ) : amma yaar! !!!....please side hatton naa. ...humara match miss ho jaega! !!!!!

Mrs Murthy ( irritatedly ) : dekha Nyonika. ...iss ladki ko kisi bhi baat ki koi parwah hi nehin hai! !!!!.... she is so casual about everything! !!!!

Instantly Nyonika jumped in the field to defend Nandini.

Nyonika ( seriously ) : arrey Nandu bahut samajdar hai! !!!!.....par yeh nalaayak Manik koi kaam hi nehin hai! !!

Mrs Murthy ( immediately ) : Manik ko kyon daant rahi hai? ???....woh becchara toh iss Nandu ke chakkar mein kisi din pagal hi ho jaega! !!!!

Finally stepping in the middle of the war, Manik declared " hello ladies! !!!!...... hum dono ko India ka cricket match dekhna hai! !!!..... so please. ...aapna verbal bowling aur batting kahi aur jaake continue kijiye! !!!! "

That was it, getting pissed at Manik, Nyonika went and switched off the television only. While, Manik and Nandini sighed.

Mrs Murthy and Nyonika seriously ordered " humein tum dono se kuch important baat karni hai! !!!!! "

Grabbing the bucket of popcorn from Manik, Nandini started chewing it, as if a movie was going to be played in front of her. While, Manik on the other hand, tried to check the updates of the match on his phone.

Clearing their throats, Mrs Murthy and Nyonika again tried to grab Manan's attention.

Mrs Murthy ( sternly ) : baat bahut serious hai. ...toh tum log dhyaan se sunno! !!!

Nandini ( guessing ) : amma yaar! !!!.... don't tell me ki aap ne phir se appa ka shirt jaala diya?????

And with that super guess, Nandini received a super blow on her head by non other than Mrs Murthy.

Rubbing her head out of pain, Nandini cribbed " ab iss se bhi zyaada serious baat aur kya ho sakti hai? ????? "

Patting Nandini's back, Manik said " tu rehn de! !!!..... ab main hi try maar ke dekh ta hu! !!! "

Saying this, Manik turned to his mother " kuch dino se dad kaafi romantic ho rahe the! !!!.... toh kahi ghar mein junior Malhotra ke ane ke chances hai kya? ??? "

With that Manik was rewarded by a sandal of Nyonika.

Nyonika ( depressed ) : band karo yeh tum dono ka trial and error round! !!!!..... uff. ...tumhare aise wild guesses sunn ke koi bhi insaan mental asylum pohach jaega! !!!!.... bhagwan ne pataa nehin tum dono ko hi aisa dimaag kyon diya! !!!

Nandini ( annoyed ) : haan toh theek hai naa! !!!!....ab suspense badha ke kya faida. ..sidha sidha news hi baata dijiye!!!!

Nodding her head at Mrs Murthy, Nyonika gestured her to drop the bomb.

Mrs Murthy ( hesitantly ) : woh darasal. ...humlog socch rahe the ki. ...kyon naa tum dono. ...ek dusre se. ....shaadi kar lo! !!!!!

Manik and Nandini ( yelled ) : shaadi! !!!!....aur woh bhi iss chudail / monkey se????????

Realising the spoken words, both Manik and Nandini glared at each other .

Nandini ( pissed ) : abey. ..tune mujhe sab ke saamne chudail bola!!!!!!

Manik ( double pissed ) : tune bhi toh mujhe public mein monkey bola! !!!!

Before they could turn the whole living room into a battle field, Mrs Murthy and Nyonika interrupted.

Mrs Murthy and Nyonika  ( barked ) : baccho focus! !!!!!!

Giving both mothers, their much needed attention Manik and Nandini declared " hum nehin karne wale yeh shaadi! !!!! "

Saying this,both of them departed their ways.

Sitting on the sofa, both Nyonika and Mrs Murthy mouthed " ab kya hoga? ???.... kaise hogi inn ki shaadi? ????? "