Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 41

Jerking Manik by his collar, Nandini roared " abbey tu kya khaata hai joh tere dimaag mein aise sade hue khyaal ate hai? ????? "

With his shaky voice, Manik tried to reply " woh. ....tune hi toh subha ko kaha tha ki  main unromantic hu! !!!!!!....issliye Cabir ne bola. ..ki tu mere saath khush nehin hai! !!!! "

Leaving Maniks collar in frustration, Nandini tried to control her anger.

Nandini ( fuming ) : matlab tujhe suggestion maangne ke liye. ..duniya main aur koi nehin. .balki Cabir the Cabbage hi mila tha! !!!!!!!

Manik just sat over there with his head bowed down.

Totally ignoring Maniks condition, Nandini got her side of the bed and started covering herself with the duvet.

Looking at her from the corner of his eyes, Manik confusedly asked " tu yeh kya kar rahi hai? ??? "

Nandini ( angrily ) : you know what. ...hum dono ne yeh shaadi kar ke galti kar di naa. ..issliye ab tu Cabir ke paas hi soone jaa! !!!!....tu usske saath ek hi room mein reh lena! !!! ...single duvet bhi share kar lena! !!!!...in fact main tujhe divorce deke. ...teri aur Cabir ki shaadi karwa dungi! !!!....aur Nyo maa aur Raj papa ki fikar maat kar. ..unnhe bhi main hi samjha dungi! !!!....so good night. ...

It took few minutes for Manik to process Nandini's speech. And when Manik finally was able to decipher it, his whole world came crashing.

Getting on top of Nandini, Manik snapped " oye yeh sab tu kya bol rahi hai? ????....aise kaise tu mujhe divorce de sakti hai? ??? "

Pushing Manik aside, Nandini rolled over him, taking the lead.

Nandini ( pissed ) : saale. ..tu humari shaadi ko galti bol sakta hai! !!!...toh main kyon tujhe divorce nehin de sakti haan????....in fact main toh teri shaadi uss mote dimaag wale Cabir se bhi karwane ko ready hu. ...

Changing their position again, Manik caged Nandini below him.

Manik ( horrified ) : kaisi jungli aurat hai tu! !!!...aapne hi handsome pati ka kisi aur ke saath shaadi fix karne pein tuli hui hai!!!!!....aur agar shaadi fix bhi karna hai. ...toh koi acchi ladki dhoond. ...Cabbage Cabir is not my type! !!!...I am certainly straight! !!!!

That was it, Nandini pinched Maniks shoulder , making him wince out of pain.

Nandini ( getting mad ) : handsome aur tu????. ..my foot! !!!!!....bada aya acchi ladki se shaadi karne wala! !!!...mere alawa tere saapne mein bhi koi ladki ayi naa toh by god tujhe zinda nehin chhodungi! !!!!!!

Sensing Nandini's jealously , Manik started teasing her " tere alawa mere saapno mein aur koi ladki kyon nehin aa sakti hai haan? ???....thodi naa mere saapno pein tera copyright hai? ??? "

Nandini ( annoyed ) : copyright ka toh nehin pataa. ..but birth right zarur hai! !!!...akhir main biwi hu teri! !!!...galti se bhi yeh maat bhul na! !!!!

Manik ( mischievously ) : accha toh itne der mein Nandu chudail ko yeh yaad aya ki main usska husband hu aur woh meri wife! !!!... phir kya subha uss constable ke saamne tujhe partial memory loss hua tha! !!!...,woh khajur jaisa constable mujhe almost jail mein daal ne wala tha! !!!!

Nandini ( casually ) : iss mein meri koi galti hi nehin thi! !!!...tu harkate hi jail jaane laayak karta hai! !!!

Manik ( sarcastically ) : shaadi kya koi jail se kaam hai? ???...by god haaste khelte insaan pein life imprisonment ka punishment laag jaata hai! !!!!

On getting no reply from Nandini, Manik looked down at her, only to encounter her angry bull face.

Nandini almost turned red and threatened " kya bola tune? ???...shaadi jail ke barabar hai! !!!...life imprisonment! !!!!...punishment! !!!!"

Gulping down his saliva, Manik tried to pacify " nehin nehin. ..mera woh matlab nehin tha. ...shaadi bahut acchi hai! !!!..har insaan ko shaadi karni chahiye! !!!....in fact bacche bacche ko shaadi karni chahiye! !!!....mera matlab buddho ko bhi shaadi karni chahiye! !!!! "

Without even sparring a blink of an eye, Nandini was already on top of Manik, pulling his hair out.

Yelping in pain, Manik tried to remove Nandini's hands from his hair " abbey jungli janwar mere baal chhod! !!!...kamini hair style kharab ho jaega! !!!! "

Pulling Maniks hair even harder Nandini retorted " saale! !!!...tujhe badi hair style ki paddi hai! !!!...maano raat ko Miss India ke saath video call karne wala ho! !!! "

Manik ( pissed ) : abbey zulmi aatma! !!!...mere saar pein kuch baal toh chhod de. ..warna gali ke bacche tujhe taakle ki biwi keh ke bulaenge! !!!!

On hearing this, Nandini stopped her tortures mid way and gaped at Manik " are you serious????...taakle ki biwi!!!!! "

Painting hard Manik complained " aur nehin toh kya! !!!....bacchkani ladki. ..mere saar ke saare baal nochne wali thi! !!!!....hair transplant ka paisa kya tera baap dega! !!!"

As soon as the word's came out of his mouth, Manik realised what a blunder he had made.

Before Nandini could even launch an attack, Manik changed there position and started tickling her.

Laughing uncontrollably Nandini roared " harami chhod mujhe! !!!...main hans hans ke maar jaungi! !!!!! "

Not at all in a mood to show mercy, Manik answered " bada tu mujhe rula rahi thi naa. ...ab dekh tujhe hansa hansa ke pagal kar dunga! !!!! "

Giggling her wits out, Nandini tried to negotiate " accha theek hai naa. ..ab toh chhod de! !!!....dekh bahut neeind aa rahi hai ! !!!...agar meri neeind chali gayi naa. ..toh by god poori raat tujhe Tik Tok ke videos dikha dikha ke pareshaan karungi! !!!! "

Manik instantly stopped with a shocked expression glued to his face " no way! !!!....tu soo jaa! !!!... abhi ke abhi aankhein bannd aur kharate maarna start! !!! "

Annoyed by Manik, Nandini hits him on his shoulder " oye! !!...main kharate nehin maarti! !!!... in fact tu kharate maarta hai! !!!! "

Rolling his eyes, Manik blamed " oh please! !!...main nehin tu kharate maarti hai! !!...woh bhi zor zor se! !!! "

Raising her brows at Manik, Nandini demanded " tere paas koi proof hai kya? ??? "

Giving her a really crossed look, Manik shot back " raat ko kya main soone ki jagah pein tere kharaton ke saath proof- proof khelunga! !!!"

Challenging Manik, Nandini declared " theek hai phir. ...aaj raat hum dono mein se joh sabse pehele sooyega. ...dusra usski kharaton ki recording karega! !!!...bolo maanzur hai????? "

Smirking back at Nandini, Manik replied " main nehin soone wala! !!!...so bring it on chudail! !!! "

Flaring her nostrils with swagger, even Nandini confirmed " we will see lambu! !!!! "

Both of them were busy in giving each other nasty looks, but as the time flew, their eyelids became heavy, resulting in a peaceful slumber.