12 '0clock at night.
Stirring a bit in his sleep, Manik slightly opened his eyes, only to encounter 5 blurry shadows hovering over him.
Scared out of his wits, Manik screamed " Aliennnnnnnnnnnn", only to receive a smack on his head.
Nyonika ( annoyed ) : nalaayak. ..maa ko alien bolta hai! !!!!
Sweating like a pig, Manik muttered to himself " yeh alien to mom ki awaaz nikal raha hai! !!!!...oh god! !!!....I mean. ..oh alien. ..please leave me! !!!!..."
Hearing his bull shit, Nyonika was all set to smack his head for a second time, but Nandini saved Maniks sorry as by switching on the lights.
Once the room was filled with light, Manik was able to figure out who the 5 alien's were.
Hiccuping badly, Manik queried " aap log. ..itni raat gaye. ..alien alien khel rahe ho! !!!...sharam nehin ati! !!....mujh jaise sharif bacche ko darra ne mein! !!!! "
Rolling her eyes, Nandini spat " bada aya sharif ki aulad! !!!....tera naa. ..."
Before Nandini could continue with her threat, Mrs Murthy angrily reprimanded her " kam se kam aaj ke din mere Manu se acche se pesh aa! !!!"
Scratching his head, Manik questioned " aaj aisa kya special hai Cutie joh yeh chudail mujhse acche se behave karegi? ???.... ( getting scared a bit ) ... oh god! !!!...don't tell me tune phir se mera bike kharab kar diya! !!!!....yah phir mere naye jersey pein khaana gira diya! !!!!....yah mere mobile phone ke upar phir se baith gayi. ..jis ki wajah se usska glass tot gaya! !!!"
Giving a sarcastic look at Manik, Nandini hissed " wow. ...tu mere bareme kitni acchi acchi baatein socchta hai Manu! !!!!... I am sooooo proud of you! !!!!! "
Ignoring their banter, both the mother's sat on either side of Manik .
Nyonika ( defending ) : aisa kuch nehin hai Manik. ...meri Nandu ne aisa kuch nehin kiya! !!!...woh toh Chand hai Chand! !!
Nandini ( murmured ) : aur yeh uss Chand pein grahan! !!!
Manik ( instantly ) : tune abhi abhi kuch kaha kya? ?????
Nandini just nodded her head in a big no.
Taking charge of the situation, Mrs Murthy acted out fast " Manu beta. ..hum sab yaha tumhe janam din ki badhai dene ke liye aye the! !!!....happy birthday to you Manu! !!! "
Manik ( excitedly ) : accha. ..toh aaj mera birthday hai ! !!!!....chal moti jaldi se mera cake laa! !!!!
Flaring her nostrils, Nandini brought the cake, handing it over to Manik for cutting.
Grinning ear to ear, Manik excitedly blows the candle.
Before cutting the cake, he looked at Nandini expectantly.
Not at all meeting his eyes, Nandini asked " kya chahiye? ????"
Manik ( blankly ) : tu acche se janti hai mujhe kya chahiye! !!!
Nandini ( frustrated ) : come on yaar Manu. ..hum log bade ho gaye hai! !!!...I am not doing that! !!!
Folding his hands near his chest, Manik scowled " toh phir main bhi cake cut nehin karunga! !!! "
The whole family who was a silent spectator till then, voiced in unison " arrey Nandu. ..usse joh chahiye woh de dena! !!!..becchara itne pyaar se bol raha hai! !!! "
Rolling her eyes, Nandini muttered " bada aya pyaar se bolne wala!!!!!...mera birthday ane de. ..phir tujhe unglion pein nacchati hu! !!! "
Grinning at her, Manik commented " filhal toh tu nach le! !!! "
Standing in the middle of the room Nandini started clapping and singing in her horrible voice " happy birthday to you. ..happy birthday to you. ..happy birthday dear Manu. ..happy birthday to you. ..may god bless you. ..may god bless you. ..happy birthday to you dear Manu. ..happy birthday to you! !!!!! "
With glittery eyes Manik clapped hard like a school student, who had just received his favourite gift. Smiling at Maniks happy face, Nandini demanded " chal ab jaldi se cake cut kar! !!...I am hungry! !!...aur haan sabse bada wala piece mujhe chahiye! !!! "
Giggling at her, Manik cuts the cake and celebrates his birthday.
After wishing him, their parents disappeared, living the crazy couple in solitude.
Nandini was ravishing her piece of cake, when Manik out of nowhere asked " waise. ...hum dono mein se kharate kaun maarta hai??? "
Nandini just gave him a blank look and the next instant Maniks face was covered with cake.
Nandini ( sarcastically ) : tere face pein yeh cake wala makeup bada accha laag raha hai! !!!
Shocked would have been an understatement, but Manik returned the favour by smashing the rest of the cake on Nandini's face.
Manik ( sarcastically ) : waise hi teri shakal round saucer jaisi hai. ..cake rakhne ke liye accha jagah mil gaya!!!!
Nandini : wahiyaad admi! !!!!
Manik : thank you. ..wahiyaad aurat! !!!!
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