Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 47

As the ride began, Manik had his arms wrapped around Nandini's waist, while his chin safely rested on her right shoulder blade.

Trying really hard to concentrate on the road, Nandini gave a slight push to Manik with her arm.

Nandini ( irritated ) : abey chipku kya kar raha hai? ???...garmi laag rahi hai mote. ..haat! !!!!...sweaty pig! !!!!!!

Manik tried to caution Nandini " dekh. ..aapna dhyaan naa. ..road pein rakh! !!!...warna udhar teri nazar haati. ..toh bass durghatana ghati! !!! "

Nandini ( pissed ) : kaminey. ..ek toh tujhe itna paseena aa raha hai ki tere chakkar mein even I am stinking like a dog. ..chiiiii! !!!!....upar se tu gyaan baba baan ke prawachan de raha hai! !!!....I swear. ..mera agar dimaag kharab hua naa Manu. ..toh main tujhe scooter se neeche phek dungi! !!!

Manik ( thoughtfully ) : waise toh tere dimaag ka motherboard already corrupt hai. ..ab iss se zyaada kharab kya ho sakta hai! !!!!!

Nandini ( devastated ) : tu naa mere hi haathon maarega! !!!!

Manik ( sarcastically ) : waise toh mujhe maarne ki koi jaldi hai nehin! !!!.... par agar tune abhi break nehin laagaya naa. ..toh humein treat ke liye jahannum mein cafe dhoondh naa parega! !!!

Before Nandini could process what Manik meant, she saw a huge truck in front of her , with which she was all set to collide.

With all her might, Nandini applied the breaks in time.

Breathing heavily, Nandini turned off the ignition .

Manik who was already standing beside her ,looked hell scared.

In order to reassure Manik that everything was fine, Nandini slightly patted his back and said " chill yaar! !!..sab theek hai! !!!...mujhe kuch nehin hua! !!..not even a single scratch! !!!...ab tu isske bareme socch ke tension maat le! !!! "

But instead of listening to Nandini's words, Manik started caressing the scooter " jaan tum theek toh ho naa? ??..tumhe chhot toh nehin laagi naa????....tumhare tyres toh theek hai naa? ???...tumhara headlight toh theek hai naa? ??? "

Nandini's jaws just dropped and she was in a complete state of shock.

With the feeling of disdain, Nandini remarked " tujhe meri nehin. ..balki iss stupid si scooter ki paddi hai? ???"

Manik ( seriously ) : dekh. ..tu naa meri jaan ki insult maat kiya kar!!!!..she feels hurt! !!!

Making an utterly nasty face, Nandini threw the helmet at Manik, which he managed to catch, saving himself from any further injuries.

Turning into angry hulk, Nandini declared " tu aapni iss so called jaan ko hi treat dene cafe mein leke jaa! !!!...main tere saath nehin aa rahi! !!!! "

Standing on her firm declaration, Nandini folded her arms near her chest, showing that she was extremely angry at Manik.

Manik ( inquired ) : tu pakka mere saath cafe mein nehin jaegi? ????

Nandini ( pouting ) : nehin jaungi nehin jaungi nehin jaungi! !!!...le teen baar bol diya! !!!....ab kya ukhaad lega????

Manik ( casually ) : okay! !!...toh tu yaha reh ke naa meri jaan ka khyaal rakh! !!!

Saying this, Manik started walking away.

Running behind him, Nandini grumbled " aise kaise tu mujhe chhod ke jaa sakta hai? ???"

Halting in his steps, Manik turned to face her and clarified " jaise normal insaan aapne legs ki help se chal ke jaata hai. ..main bhi waise hi tujhe chhod ke cafe ki taraf jaa raha hu! !!!! "

Nandini ( pissed ) : how rude Manu!!!!...main yaha gussa hu. ..aur tu hai ki mujhe maana ne ke bajaye khud hi cafe ke andar jaane ko ready hai! !!!!

Giving a grave look, Manik rested his hands on Nandini's shoulder blades and said " dekh. ..I really respect you! !!!...issliye main tere aur tere gusse ke beech mein bilkul bhi nehin ana chahta! !!!!"

Looking all dumb, Nandini commented " tu kab se meri itni respect karne laag gaya? ????"

Scratching his head for few seconds, Manik giggled " just 5 minutes pehele se "

Before Nandini could react, Manik was already half towards the cafe, laughing his ass off.

Flaring her nostrils, Nandini started running behind him " tharki. ..saale! !!!....mazaak uda ne ke liye kya main hi milti hu tujhe! !!!!!"

Still laughing, Manik mouthed " aur nehin toh kya! !!....biwi hai tu meri! !!!....lifetime mazaak uda ne ka copyright hai mere paas! !!!!"