Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 36

Giggling to her hearts content, Nandini coed on the phone " pataa hai Nyo maa. ..aaj maine aur Manu ne naa kiiiiii. .."

Before Nandini could utter the word, Manik snatched the mobile from her.

Covering her mouth with one hand, Manik tackled the phone with the other.

With a strong adrenaline rush, Manik haphazardly spoke " mom woh Nandu soo gayi! !!!....main bhi soone jaa raha hu! !!!...good night! !!! "

Not at all giving any time to Nyonika for questioning back, Manik ended the call and sighed.

Removing his hand away from Nandini's mouth, Manik gave her a really angrily look.

Blinking her eyes rapidly, Nandini bellowed " kya hua Manu? ???....itne seriously kya socch raha hai? ???? "

Manik ( gravely ) : socch raha tha ki agar mujhe kisi ka murder karne ho toh kaise karu! !!!!

Thinking for a bit, Nandini came with a brilliant idea " arrey no problem. ...kisi ke bhi saar pein yeh beer bottle de maarega naa. ...toh uss insaan ki death hi ho jaani hai by god! !!!! "

Saying this, Nandini burst out laughing. But her laughing expedition came to an abrupt halt, when she found Manik picking up the bottle and aiming at her.

That was it, Nandini screamed her lungs out and tightly closed her eyes.

Waiting for the bottle to hit her, when Nandini didn't feel any moment, she opened one of her eyes and looked at Manik.

Nandini ( innocently ) : tera aim miss ho gaya kya Manu? ???....mere saar pein abhi taak bottle nehin laaga! !!!!

Rolling his eyes at Nandini's condition, Manik curtly asked " doo doo beer peene ko tujhe kisne bola tha? ???? "

Folding her legs properly, Nandini started explaining her logic " arrey Manu. ..tu nehin jaanta hai! !!!....,jodiya joh hoti hsi naa...... woh asmaan se baan ke neeche ati hai! !!!...ab tu hi dekh. ..maine ek beer ka bottle pee liya. ...but joh usski partner thi. ..woh toh akeli reh gayi naa! !!!...issliye phir maine usse bhi pee liya! !!!...aur ab dono mil kar mere chhotu se pait ke andar salsa kar rahe hai! !!!! "

Manik just looked at Nandini in sheer amazement, trying to digest the whole fact.

Manik ( speechless ) : tune beer bottle taak ki love story imagine kar liya! !!!!

Feeling proud of herself, Nandini commented " beer bottles hai toh kya hua. ..don't they have feelings! !!! "

Folding his palms in front of her, Manik just requested " bass. ...bahut ho gaya! !!!...ab tu bass chup chap soone jaa! !!!..."

Nandini ( cutely ) : arrey aise kaise? ???...itni jaldi kaun soota hai?????

Manik ( calmly ) : tu aaj itni jaldi hi sooyegi! !!...so just go and sleep! !!!!

Making that pouty face, which Manik can't deny Nandini demanded " sunn naa Manu. ...mujhe naa. ..pool side mein jaana hai! !!!....pleaseeeee tu mujhe waha leeke chal naa! !!!! "

Trying not to fall for Nandini's baby face, Manik sternly said " main teri baaton mein bilkul nehin ane wala! !!!...issliye tu chup chap soone jaa! !!! "

Playing her trump card, Nandini requested " tu mere liye itna bhi nehin karega kya Manu! !!!!! "

That was it, the next instant Manik was standing in front of the elevator, with Nandini on his back.

Entering the elevator, Nandini excitedly sang " chal mere ghode tik tik tik! !!!! "

Manik ( murmured ) : shaadi ke naam pein kutta. ..ghoda. ..gadha. ..sab baana diya! !!!...bhagwan jaane aage aur kaun kaun se animal ka role play karna parega! !!!!

On one of the floors the elevator stopped, letting in a bell boy with a trolley full of foods.

Taking a good view of the contents of the trolley, Nandini slowly grabbed a chocolate and started munching it, without Manik and the bell boy's notice.

Once Nandini was done with the chocolate, she happily called the bell boy and handed him the empty wrapper.

Giving a smile, the bell boy politely took the wrapper. But when the realisation dawned upon him, his eyes had turned huge like saucers.

Quickly analysing the situation , Manik puts Nandini down and started saying " I am so sorry. ...meri wife ne yeh jaan bujh ke nehin kiya. ..main aap ko poore paise de dunga iss chocolate ke. ...please aap shant ho jaiye! !!!! "

As both the men's were busy in negotiating, Nandini happily escaped from there.

Entering the lobby, she found a group of kids, enjoying their time with a ping pong ball.

Approaching them, Nandini volunteered " arrey ball thodi naa aise throw karte hai! !!!!...yeah bilkul wrong method hai! !!!...kaun hai tumlogo ka coach. ..main unn se personally meet karna chahti hu! !!! "

Getting scared the kid's said " didi. ...humare koi coach nehin hai! !!! "

Feeling full of despair, Nandini mouthed " hawww. ...coach hi nehin hai! !!...tabhie main socchu. ...ki tum log sahi se aim kyon nehin kar paa rahe ho! !!!...par koi nehin! !!....main hu naa. ..main tum logo ko sikhaungi! !!! "

Saying this, Nandini took the ball from them and aimed at a random direction.

Bang, the ball hits on one of the expensive flower vases in the lobby and the next instant its pieces were scattered on the floor.

Before anyone could take notice of the real culprit behind the whole ruckus, Manik appeared on the spot in time and dragged Nandini away from there.

On reaching the pool side, Manik scolded " tu pagal ho gayi hai kya? ???...tod phod kyon kar rahi thi? ??? "

Nandini ( proudly ) : arrey Manu tune dekha nehin. ..maine kya sahi short maara! !!!...by god maaza hi aa gaya! !!!

Manik ( sarcastically ) : bahut acchi baat hai! !!...tujhe maaza aa gaya naa. ..toh ab room mein chal. ..hum log chup chap soo jaenge! !!!

Looking around herself, Nandini cribbed " nehin naa!!!!...itni jaldi kya soona! !!!!zara iss pool side ko toh dekh! !!..yeh kitna khoobsurat hai! !!!... chal naa Manu swimming karte hai! !!! "

Grabbing Nandini by her wrist, Manik pulled her towards himself and said " bilkul nehin! !!!....mujhse aur tere darawne ideas bardasht nehin ho rahe! !!!...issliye please. ..aaj ke liye mujhe maaf kar! !!! "

Making a sad face, Nandini complained " yeh sara saar cheating hai! !!...agar tujhe mere saare ideas itne hi darawne laagte hai. ..toh phir tujhe mujhe kiss nehin karna chahiye tha. ..akhir woh bhi toh mera hi idea tha! !!!! "

That was it , Manik was completely at a loss of words.