Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 20

Sneaking out of the house successfully, Nandini gave a cunning smile at Manik. While, Manik was really having a hard time in debating on whether to give in to Nandini's wild expeditions.

Manik ( seriously ) : oye chabbi de. ...scooter main chalaunga! !!!

Nandini ( irritatedly ) : bhaag yaha se! !!.... maine nehin dene wali tujhe chabbi! !!.... wapas ate waqt tu scooter chala lena! !!!

Half heartedly agreeing to Nandini's new wish, both of them settled on the scooter and started their journey.

Nandini ( annoyed ) : abey kamar pakkad ke baith ne ke liye tujhe kya invitation dena parega! !!

Manik ( pouting ) : main nehin pakkad ke baith ne wala! !!.... I am still angry at you! !!!!

That was it, Nandini suddenly hits the break. Due to the sudden jerk, Manik clutches Nandini's shoulder.

Nandini ( threatening ) : agar tu kamar pakkad ke nehin baith ne wala hai naa! !!... toh I swear. ..tujhe beech raaste pein chhod ke chali jaungi! !!!!

Stammering badly, Manik said " chudail kahi ki! !!!!.... dhamki dene ka kya hai! !!!.... pyaar se agar request bhi karti. ..toh main maan jataa! !! "

Nandini ( sarcastically ) : request! !!!....aur woh bhi main karungi! !!!....abey bhul jaa!!

Following Nandini's order's, Manik wrapped his arms around her waist and made a grumpy face. While, ignoring the baby sitting behind her, Nandini solely focused on her driving.

On reaching there destination, Nandini stopped the scooter.

Handing the key to Manik, Nandini orderd " ab mera muh kya dekh raha hai? ???.... jaldi scooter park kar ke aa! !!!!.... mujhe bhook laagi hai! !!! "

Manik ( sarcastically ) : kyon? ???.... scooter chala te waqt toh meri yaad nehin hai! !!!.... ab parking ke time pein mujhe itna special attention kyon mil raha hai? ???.... tu khud nehin park kar sakti? ???

Nandini ( annoyed ) : yeh bada sahi hai! !!!... ek toh tera mood theek karne ke liye. ..tujhe itni raat gaye ice cream khilaane layi !!!!....aur tu hai ki. ..mere liye ek scooter park nehin kar sakta! !!!!!!

Folding his palms in front of Nandini, Manik surrendered " bhai maaf kar! !!!..... tujhse koi nehin jeet sakta! !!!!! "

Nandini ( attitude ) : haan toh tu koshish bhi kyon karta hai! !!!!!

Rolling his eyes, Manik started parking the car. While hopping like a bunny, Nandini entered the ice cream parlour.

Moving towards the counter, Nandini patiently waited for her turn.

The customer in front of her asked for a ' special chocolate ice cream '.

Out of curiosity, Nandini queried " bhaiya yeh special chocolate ice cream kya hai?????? "

Giving her a creepy smile, the guy nervously said " woh madam. ...iss mein alag se sugar daala jaata hai! !!!! "

Nandini ( confused ) : alag se sugar? ????.... par kyon? ????.... ice cream mein toh already bahut sugar hota hai naa? ????

Before Nandini could continue with her interrogation, Manik came running inside the parlour, looking all horrified.

Panting badly, Manik manged to say " Nandu bhaag. ...yah police ka raid padda hai! !!!!.... yeh log. ...illegally ice cream ke saath drugs. ...beechte hai! !!!! "

Turning her face from Manik to the counter guy, Nandini muttered " ooy teri! !!!..... toh yeh special ice cream aur kuch nehin balki drugs tha! !!!!..... arrey toh pehele kyon nehin baataya? ??? "

Smacking her head ,Manik said " yaha hum jail jaane wale hai. ..aur tujhe drugs ki paddi hai! !!!! "

Hitting on Maniks hand, Nandini cribbed " saale itni zor se kaun maarta hai? ?????? "

Before they could continue with their bickering, a sharp voice said " hands up! !!!..... you are under arrest! !!!! "

Both Manik and Nandini mumbled " oh shit! !!!! "

Turning their bodies to face the constable, Nandini said " dekhiye police uncle. .... hum logo ne kuch nehin kiya! !!.... hum toh bass yaha ice cream khaane aye the! !!!! "

Constable : hum logo ko yeda samajh ke rakha hai kya? ????.... sabhi mujrim yahi bolta hai ki uss ne kuch nehin kiya! !!!!!!

Nandini ( getting annoyed ) : dekhiye. ...hum logo bahut hi sharif ghar se! !!!!!.... agar mere appa ko pataa chala naa toh app ki khair nehin! !!!!!

Sensing the rise in temperature, Manik stamped on Nandini's foot to stop her from blabbering shits.

Nandini ( in pain ) : abey pagal kya kar raha hai? ???.....it hurts! !!!

Manik ( pissed ) : chup ho jaa meri maa! !!!!.... tere appa ka naam sunn ke yeh log humein pakka jail mein daal denge! !!!!

That was it, Manik received a punch on his stomach.

Nandini ( pissed ) : oye. ..appa ke bareme not a single word! !!!!

Fully frustrated with their ranting, the constable declared " uff kitna jhagr te hai yeh dono! !!!!!..... inn he toh mera dimaag khaane ke liye jail mein bannd karunga! !!!! "