Manan ff : Best Friends Forever

chapter 11

Entering the house, Nandini found her mother talking to a strange  looking guy. While, Manik and Mr Murthy were murderously glaring at him.

As soon as Mrs Murthy realised that Nandini was going towards Manik, she instantly called her " arrey Nandu. ...yeh humare neighbour Mr Romanchaak ka beta Manoranjan hai! !!!....aur yeh specially tumhe dekhne aya hai! !!!! "

Nandini ( sarcastically ) : kyon? ??..... main kya koi museum ki antique piece hu ...joh yeh ticket kaat ke mujhe dekhne aya hai? ????

Mrs Murthy ( nervously ) : mera matlab. ...yeh tum se milne aya hai! !!!

Nandini ( sarcastically ) : kyon? ???..... main kya India ki president hu. ..joh yeh mujhse milne aya hai? ???

Mrs Murthy ( annoyed ) : mera matlab. ... yeh tumse dosti karne aya hai! !!!!

Nandini ( sarcastically ) : kyon? ???.....main kya Facebook hu. ...joh yeh friend request leke mere ghar aa gaya ? ????

Losing all her patience, Mrs Murthy was about to snap at Nandini, when Manoranjan himself took the burden of introducing himself.

In his girlish tone, Manoranjan said " aunty please! !!!!.... main khud hi Nandini se baat kar lunga! !!!.... aap mere liye taklif maat lijiye naa! !!! "

Nandini, Manik and Mr Murthy looked at the guy , as if a girl was incarnated in a males body.

Giving a smile to Manoranjan, Mrs Murthy forced Nandini to take a seat beside Manoranjan.

That was it, both Manik and Mr Murthy were all set to pull the trigger and strangle the guy with their looks.

Excusing herself, Mrs Murthy moved towards Manik and Mr Murthy, and gestured them to move out, so that Nandini and Manoranjan could have some privacy.

But all her pleas fell in the deaf ears of both the men, who had their target fixed on Manoranjan. One wrong move and Manoranjan would be dead.

Manoranjan  ( girlish ) : hey Nandini. ....aap se mile ke mujhe kitni khushi ho rahi hai. ..yeh main aap ko baata bhi nehin sakta! !!!

Nandini ( irritatedly ) : toh maat baatao! !!!.... tum se poucha bhi kisne hai! !!!!!

Giggling out of nowhere, Manoranjan said " ab bahut accha mazaak kar leti hai! !!!!!! "

Manik ( murmured ) : yeah right! !!!.... kick or punch bhi accha deti hai! !!!

Seated beside him, Mr Murthy felt petty for Manik and said " I can understand! !!!..... tum se zyaada princess's ke kicks aur punches ke bareme kaun jaanta hoga! !!! "

Listening to Mr Murthy, Manik just decided to take it as a compliment.

In between all of this, Mrs Murthy came back with a tray of coffee.
Handing it to Nandini,Mrs Murthy literally ordered her to serve it to Manoranjan.

But Mrs Murthy forgot the golden rule that no one can dare to order Nandini Murthy, except her Manu.

That was it, the next instant Manoranjan was crying out of pain as Nandini intentionally dropped the cup of hot coffee on him. While, Mrs Murthy was totally shocked, Manik and Mr Murthy had a hearty laugh.

Manoranjan ( crying ) : oyee maa! !!!.... jaal gaya jaal gaya. ...mera pant hi jaal gaya! !!!.... koi doctor ko bulao!!!!.... arrey koi fire brigade ko bulao! !!!!.... mera sab kuch jaal gaya! !!!!

Mrs Murthy ( concerned ) : arrey beta bahut dard ho raha hai kya? ????....

Manoranjan ( crying ) : yeah aunty. ..it was too hot! !!!....the coffee was too hot! !!!

Mrs Murthy ( concerned ) : accha ek kaam karo tum jaake jaldi se change kar lo! !!!.... Nandini isse aapne room mein leke jao! !!!!!

Nandini ( pissed ) : par mere room mein kyon? ???

Before the situation could go out of control , Manik stepped in " arrey Cutie. ...main Manoranjan ko sidha uss ke ghar hi chhod ata hu! !!!!..... after all. ...his safety is our priority! !!! "

Without waiting for Mrs Murthy's reply, Manik dragged Manoranjan with him.

Standing outside the house, Manik gave a blank look at Manoranjan. While, Manoranjan was still crying.

Manoranjan ( cribbing ) : bahut buri hai Nandini! !!!...ab main unn se kabhi baat nehin karunga! !!!....I am katti with her! !!!

Resting his hand on Manoranjan's shoulder, Manik commented " saale teri kismaat acchi hai ki Nandini ne tujh pein sirf coffee giraya! !!!!.... agar usski jagah main hota naa. ....toh kitchen ke saare maasale milake tera roast baana deta! !!!! "

Manoranjan was completely terrified by imaging the tortures Manik would have inflicted on him.

Manoranjan ( scared ) : mummy! !!!....meri mummy mujhe bula rahi hai! !!!.... so bye! !!!.... hope to see you soon! !!!

And Manik just muttered " hope to see you never! !!!! "