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Asa | Colton ••••••••••••••••••••
12:20pm
"Hello! This is the--"
"I'm done!"
"Hello to you too Chicken"
"Hi"
"Why are you-- you know what forget it. What did you say you're done with again?"
"I'm done taking a crap. I told you we would resume our previous conversation"
"Ever heard of too much information Chicken?"
"I've heard of it--"
"Then you must know that--"
"I don't believe in it though"
"What?"
"I don't believe in it. Having as much information can be extremely helping. In such cases as FBIs needing info to get suspects which means they need the small details as well"
"That is not the same thing. You told me that you finished taking a shi--"
"Bad word"
"Crap and I didn't need to hear that irrelevant piece of information"
"You said you wanted to know me so I'm telling you everything about me"
"Firstly you're the one who wants my life story and secondly even if I wanna know about you it doesn't mean that you should tell me those kind of stuff"
"Noted. I won't tell you when I want to take a crap anymore. However since you wanna know about me, you should know that I love being in the toilet"
"Please stop"
"..."
"Stop laughing. It isn't funny"
"It is to me. You should stop taking everything so serious Asa"
"I'm not. You're just being weird"
"I'm just being awesome"
"Awesome doesn't count if you tell a stranger about your daily ... bathroom activities"
"You're not a stranger"
"I hardly know anything about you"
"Ah. That dreaded sentence. You would know something about me if you just ask"
"Like what?"
"Anything. Except super personal stuff like going to the toilet"
"Chicken!"
"Kidding. You can ask anything Taco "
"Taco?"
"Yes. Taco. My new nickname for you because I love mexican food and tacos"
"Can you keep trying?"
"You don't like it?"
"No"
"Okay. I'll think of something else. Anyway. Ask away! Hey that rhymes. Do you think I could be a poet now that I can rhyme?"
"You can't be a poet just because you said two rhyming words Chicken"
"Oh bummer"
"Yeah bummer"
"Come on Asa"
"Um... what's your full name? How old are you? And what's your favorite color?"
"Classic questions Asanda. You're so boring but I'll answer them anyway. I'm Colton Jason Kings and I'm turning 19 in December which is still very far and my favorite color is blue"
"Typical"
"About what?"
"That your color is blue? Every guy either likes blue, grey, white or black. All neutral colors"
"Don't be a hypocrite. All girls either likes blue, red, pink or purple and you like purple"
"Whatever"
"You know I'm right. Tell me about you Asa"
"Full name is Asanda Vanessa Lovett and I just turned 18 last month and I like the color purple"
"Your first name. I've never heard of it before but I like it. It actually suits you"
"Thank you. I'm mixed. My mom is a Black South African and Dad a White American. And Asanda is a Zulu name from SA"
"That's interesting.. is it that country that has many languages?"
"Yeah. Eleven to be precise"
"Wow and what does your nam--"
"Look Colton, my boss is heading this way and looks angry as hell so I have to cut the conversation short"
"Okay. Sorry if I got you in trouble"
"We'll talk later bye!"
*dial tone*
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