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Asanda | Colton
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"You have a habit of calling at the exact time you first called you know that?"
"You noticed?"
"Of course I did. Why wouldn't I if you do it every single time"
"Awww. You love me"
"...What?"
"You Asanda, love me because you noticed one of my habits"
"Can I explain to you something?"
"Sure go ahead"
"Just because I notice something about you doesn't mean I love you, it simply means that I'm getting to know you better, I'm understanding you better as we continue to talk, it is not a love declaration okay?"
"Okay!"
"You did not understand a word I said isn't it?"
"Oh I did but in my mind--"
"-- it was a declaration of love"
"Exactly! See? You're finishing my sentence, you totally love me"
"Okay. You caught me"
"I did?"
"No"
"Should have known it was a trap"
"What are you doing Chicken?"
"You mean now?"
"No in a million years... of course I mean now!"
"Sheesh, this getting to know each other is making you spicy, not that I don't like it. Its a total turn on"
"..."
"Did I make you blush?"
"No."
"I so did"
"You didn't. I'm mixed race remember? I can't blush"
"But you can smile like a loon"
"You have the answers for everything don't you"
"Well they don't call me amazing for nothing"
"What are you doing Chicken?"
"I'm watching Disney Channel"
"Ugh, I shouldn't have asked"
"And I shouldn't have told you because I knew you were going to make a snide remark"
"That wasn't me being snide Chicken, you would cry if I was ever snide to you"
"I can guess. I wouldn't want to be on your bad side"
"And you should never because I'd chew you and spit you out"
"Literally?"
"Of course literally because that's such a human thing to do!"
"Shot! The winner of being the most savage goes to....drum roll ASANDA!!"
"...Did you really have to scream in my ear?"
"It was for effect"
"I'll get you for doing that because my ear is painful"
"Oh stop being so melodramatic"
"No that's your job"
"Me? Melodramatic? Neva!."
"You proved my point"
"Growls"
"I told you not to say the action out loud. It doesn't have the same effect"
"Rolls eyes"
"Please stop"
"Grins stupidly"
"Chicken..."
"Smiles"
"... Still no effect"
"It doesn't have to have an effect baby girl, I say it because you can't see me do it"
"It still ruins the entire thing!"
"It doesn't! It makes you visualize what I'm doing"
"No it doesn't!"
"Yes it does"
"No it doesn't. It's stupid"
"Its for visualization"
"It all comes from the body langauge or in our case the tone of our voice to visualize what we are doing"
"Now you're speaking rubbish. Literally, I didn't understand a word you said"
"Okay. Judging from the tone of your voice I'd say you have a confused frown on your face."
"..."
"I'm right aren't I?"
"I still think saying them out loud is better"
"Really?!"
"Yes! Rolls eyes"
"Oh for goodness sake!"
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Written: 21 March 2018 Published: 22 January 2020 (First 2020 update!!!❤❤)
