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Colton | Caleb
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"..."
"What got you so shell shocked?"
"I-- Holy--"
"Colton what the hell bro?"
"I got her ... I finally got her."
"Got her? Got who?"
"Asanda-- she finally said yes."
"You sound like you proposed to her."
"I might as well have been, she's been so reluctant on trying this out, and I finally convinced her and can you believe it? She said she loves me."
"No way."
"Yes way brother. The girl of my dreams said she loves me."
"You don't even know how she looks like."
"Details Caleb. She still loves me but she said that she wants to take it slow."
"You sound so whipped brother, damn."
"Asa means a lot to me Caleb-- she is my last chance at happiness."
"...Colton, I thought you were done with the death statements."
"It's inevitable Caleb... you know that."
"If it's inevitable Colton then why the hell are you dating her? Why the hell are you being so selfish when you're sure that you're gonna die? I mean for fucks sake brother you just told me that she told you that she loves you and you don't care about how she gonna feel when you tell her you're gonna 'die'?"
"..."
"Thought so. Stop being selfish brother. You're not gonna die."
"I am. Everyone dies in the end."
"That's not what I mean Colton."
"I'm going to d--"
"--Colton stop."
"--- Can we not talk about this?"
"Gladly."
"About Asa--"
"Would you like some whipped cream on top to go with your whipped ass?"
"... that was horrible Caleb, don't ever say that ever again."
"Right. It sounded better in my head."
"That was really bad."
"Don't remind me Colton .. let's talk about your girlfriend..."
"She's amazing and has the most amazing voice ever..."
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