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Asanda | Colton •••••••••••••••••••••• 9: 23pm
"You have a thing for calling at whatever twenty three minutes"
"Its a coincidence I swear"
"Yeah right"
"Should I feel honored that you notice?"
"No. Its hard not to notice when you call everyday"
"Good point"
"..."
"So what book are you reading?"
"How do you know I'm reading a book? Are you stalking me?"
"Yes because I'm sitting on your window watching you read a book"
"What am I supposed to think?"
"Chillax Asa, it was just a hunch, you seem like the type to read books at night"
"Oh. I'm reading The Notebook"
"Typical. You're such a girl Asa"
"I am a girl Chicken, what are you doing?"
"I'm taking a crap"
"What?!"
"I'm taking a crap"
"You're talking to me while in the toilet?!"
"Yes"
"That's disgusting!"
"You asked besides its part of the human cycle, everybody has to go through it or there is seriously something wrong with you"
"Please stop"
"Its perfectly normal to take a crap even animals do it unless you don't do it then my advice to you is to head out to a doctor to check out the potential problem"
"Please stop"
"Why? Are you embarrassed? I told you everybody---"
"Stop-- stop chicken, you're scarring me. I don't even know why I'm still talking to you"
