15| the age difference

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Asanda | Colton
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1: 30 pm

"Hello! This is the Suicide Hotline, where we try to convince you not to kill yourself. How may I help you?"

"That tagline is really depressing"

"Tell that to Love"

"For a suicidal person it would just give them get go to actually kill themselves"

"She won't listen to my suggestions. I don't think she likes me very much"

"And why's that?"

"I don't know and obviously I'm not about to ask my boss why she doesn't like me"

"Why not? I totally would"

"Of course you would"

"I would go to her office and flash one of my--"

"Let me guess ... your amazing smiles"

"There you go... you know me so well"

"Forget it. I'm not going to give you my numbers yet"

"Worth a shot, anyway after that I turn on my charm and ask her to change the tagline because its making me want to kill myself"

"I'm sure she's be glad to hear that Chicken"

"She's be too distracted by me"

"Right"

"I don't like your sarcastic tone Asanda. You don't believe that I would do it?"

"I don't because you don't even know who Love is"

"I totally know her"

"Really?"

"She's my ex girlfriend"

"..."

"Please inform me when you're done laughing"

"...O-okay I'm done. So you're saying Love is your ex girlfriend?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying"

"What about the age difference?"

"Age is just a number"

"Just a number for a 13 year difference?'

"You're telling me she's ... thirteen plus nineteen is .... thirty two. She's thirty two years old?"

"I thought you knew considering she was your ex girlfriend"

"Okay okay you got me"

"I knew you were lying Chicken. I was just playing along"

"Whatever. So what's today's question?"

"What do you like doing when you're bored?"

"You mean my hobbies?"

"Yeah that"

"Anything really. Listening to music, hanging with friends, watching television, reading--"

"You like to read?"

"Yeah is that a problem baby girl?"

"..Uh..um no... just that lot of boys don't like reading books"

"I'm not like other guys"

"A clichè saying but yeah, you're not"

"I also like looking at myself on the mirror"

"Why am I not surprised"

"Because I'm awesome"

"Yeah sure"

"What about you baby girl? What's your favorite past time?"

"...I...um--"

"Why do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Everytime I call you baby girl you stutter. I thought you liked it"

"I do... its just that.."

"Does it make you uncomfortable or something? I can stop calling you that if it does"

"N-no don't. I like it, its just that I like it more than I should and it makes me confused"

"Thats...deep. Do you... do you like me Asanda?"

"What? NO!. I barely know you!"

"Oh... uh... I was just wondering that's all"

"Um... yeah, its cool. I don't like you like that. I'm starting to tolerate you"

"Right... that's great. Look, I have to go. I'll call again tomorrow okay?"

"O-okay."

"Later baby girl"

"Later Chicken"

*dial tone*

*dial tone*

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From 61 to 135 reads in a matter of hours? That's amazing! Thank you so much! ❤ It's not a lot to others but its definitely something to me❤❤

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From 61 to 135 reads in a matter of hours? That's amazing! Thank you so much! ❤ It's not a lot to others but its definitely something to me❤❤

Written: 17 March 2018
Published: 13 September 2018

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