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Asanda| Colton ■■■ 3:49 pm
"Princess?"
"Tomorrow is Carly's birthday and I don't know what to get her!"
"Firstly, I cannot believe you're calling me first and secondly, why are you calling me for this?"
"Firstly, don't get used to it and secondly, I'm freaking out here!"
"Well don't freak out on me Asa!"
"You're the only one I can freak out on so get over it... What am I going to give her?!"
"How am I supposed to know? She's not my friend nor do I know her."
"... Thanks for the advice Chicken, its really appreciated."
"You're welcome!"
"That was sarcasm"
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
"Only to those who are too dumb enough to not get it."
"Ooooooh--"
"Don't you dare say--"
"--SAVAGE!"
"--That.. what is with you and screaming?"
"It gets the point across."
"It doesn't, its just irritating and can get people's ears ... like mine blocked."
"You can still hear with the other one ...shrugs."
"Didn't I tell you that--"
"--- Saying the action out loud doesn't have an effect? Yeah yeah you did but do I ever listen to you? No I don't so you are just wasting saliva."
"... Did you bump your head when you were little?"
"Might have."
"That explains how strange you are."
"You still like me ... strange or not."
"... whatever! Now, what am I going to get Carly?"
"She's your bff not mine"
"You're not being very helpful Chicken."
"I wasn't trying to be baby girl."
"I think I'll get her that dress she has been eyeing for days ... or I'll buy her a car or something..."
"Are you serious?"
"About what?"
"Getting her a car? Seriously?"
"Yeah I'm loaded and it isn't my parents money, I did it myself... plus, Carly deserves everything in the world plus more after everything she has done for me."
"Wow ... "
"Sorry for being so sappy but I'm just being honest."
"No no don't be, I admire the love you have for her. That's true friendship."
"No not friendship. Sisterhood, cheesy but true."
"How did you get so much money?"
"That's a story for another day."
"I've got time."
"No you don't, you still have to tell me the reason why you abruptly hung up on me last night."
"..."
"You thought I forgot? Well I didn't... start talking mister"
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I missed this ... I missed this so much, writing fun banter instead of depressing chapters
