Suicide Hotline ¹ | ✓

52 | the blob of ink

Asanda | Colton
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4:23pm

"Wow, there really is a first time for everything"

"Don't get used to it"

"I cannot believe, for the life of me that Asanda Vanessa Lovett slash princess called me first! ME FIRST INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND"

"Like I said don't get used to it"

"This has to be some breaking news or a world record. I can't believe it!"

"Stop being so melodramatic Chicken"

"Melodramatic me? Neva. I'm genuinely shocked. Gasp"

"Not the word effect thing again!"

"Fine, I'll stop. Are you finally convinced that I'm awesome princess? Is that why you called me first?"

"No. I called you because I felt like it"

"Your feelings for me must run way deeper than I thought then"

"Ha."

"Come on princess, tell me the truth! Why did you call me first?"

"No particular reason. Is it wrong for me to call you Chicken?"

"Well no but its just weird... I'm the one who usually calls you first"

"Well I'll tie a bell around my neck to notify you of my next incoming call."

"Okay okay. I get the point."

"Chicken ... um, I-- can I ask you something?"

"You don't even have to ask princess"

"Okay well... since I-- gosh this is so awkward..."

"You don't have to say anything if you're uncomfortable you know?"

"No. Its fine. I mean, since I-- we like each other I think we should ask personal questions about each other?"

"Who are you and what have you done to my princess? Aren't I the one who is usually straightforward?"

"You're right-- This isn't me... It was stupid for me to ask that-- forget I even said anything else!"

"No, I'm just surprised that's all princess ... how far can we go?"

"I don't know-- as far as we can go?"

"Mhhm. What type of personal questions are you talking about?"

"Uh-- um, I don't know... favorite color--"

"Okay now that is just taking it too far!"