51| the pmsing girl

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Asanda | Colton
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9:10pm

"Three calls in one day? What a record Chicken."

"Not as much as I want it to be, maybe I should call you more than three times"

"But that would mean spamming me."

"I know, wouldn't it be great?"

"No"

"You say the word no more than you say your own name you know?"

"No I don't"

"You just proved my point"

"No I--Ugh"

"Give it up princess, you know I'm right"

"Ugh, you're so annoying."

"And yet you still like me."

"At this rate you're going, you're making me regret liking you."

"That's impossible, nobody regrets loving me"

"There's a first time for everything chicken."

"No. Its scientifically impossible."

"And you're delusional."

"Why do you have to put me down so much princess? Do you know how much it hurts my ego?"

"That's exactly why I do it."

"Ouch"

"Well somebody has to turn you and your ego down a notch."

"Touchè"

"Chicken, what do you think about froot loops?"

"What? I thought I was the one who normally asked stupid and irregular questions"

"Just answer the question!"

"Okay geez calm down woman. I think they are delicious?"

"I'm thinking about buying at least ten boxes of froot loops."

"What? Why?"

"No reason. Can't someone have ten boxes of froot loops without a reason?"

"What the hell is wrong with you? You're acting like ... me. Am I that bad?"

"...or maybe I should get cheerios instead..."

"Why do you want cheerios?"

"I told you. No reason, either than I just want them"

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