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Asanda | Colton ••••••••••••••••••••• 1:30 pm
"Hello!--"
"Baby girl I want to make sure that nothing is wrong between us"
"... what do you mean?"
"I mean there's no awkward air between us"
"Why would you say so?"
"Our last conversation was pretty awkward. Don't try and deny it"
"... yeah it was"
"No awkward air?"
"None at all"
"That's good. So today's question?"
"I've got none. Why don't you ask me something?"
"Has the world come to an end? My baby girl wants me to ask her questions?"
"... Don't be ridiculous. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity"
"You're starting to sound like me"
"That's terrible"
"You mean amazing"
"No. I mean terrible"
"In my head you said amazing"
"Just ask your question"
"What are your pet peeves?"
"Preppy annoying people, almond nuts, raisin cookies, disney channel and--"
"Whoa whoa whoa, stop right there. Disney Channel? You don't like Disney?"
"No. I hate it. Disney is annoying and gives people false hope and also its so damn clichè its annoying"
"I feel attacked. I feel harassed. Why would you say that? Disney is amazing ... well not as amazing as me but close enough. Its life, its hope. Its everything"
"Ugh. Its the most horrible channel ever"
"Shot. Right in the heart. My poor heart. Such hatred on a amazing channel. You might as well as carve out my heart with a blunt pencil with your words"
"I don't like it"
"W-w-why?"
"Are you crying?"
"Your words are piercing my heart in the worst way possible"
"I just don't like it. My best friend. Carly, absolutely adores disney. I don't get what's to like"
"A-as much you're pricking my soul you need a disneycation"
"A what?"
"A disney education. A disneycation"
"Is that a thing now?"
"It has always been a thing"
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make sure that you fall in love with Disney"
"Impossible. You'll need a miracle. Carly tried the same thing and failed"
"Well Carly isn't me. I always get what I want"
"You're crazy"
"No. I'm goal oriented. Let's make a bet"
"I'm listening"
"Give me two months and by the end of it I assure you that you'll be in love with disney"
"Okay ... and if I'm not?"
"I don't know why don't you tell me? Although its impossible"
"Um... I'll think of something"
"That's okay. Tell me when you have something however, when I win I want one thing"
"If you win"
"When I win"
"What do you want?"
"I want to take you out on a date"
*dial tone*
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P.S. I'd like to say that even though Asa hates disney, the same doesn't go to the author of the story. I ❤️ 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘆.
Y'all are weird for hating on such a lovable studio and I wanna know why. Why do you hate Disneyyy??
It's like hating Lifetime movies, no one hates lifetime movies (please don't tell me that you actually hate lifetime movies or I might just actually bawl out crying)
Written: 17 March 2018 Published: 17 September 2018
