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"Hello this is 'Coming Out' Hotline where we make coming out easier. Please stay on this line and wait for instructions. Thank you for your service today!"

"...."

"...."

"Caller one say 'here'"

"Here."

""Caller two say 'here'"

"Here."

"Thank you both for your service."

"Damn that gets annoying fast."

"I'll agree to that."

"Seriously though? It's so monotone, so expressionless!"

"Oh! Guess what?"

"What?"

"No. Guess!"

"I really don't like guessing games. They're just a complete waste of time"

"Fine. You're no fun! I figured out my story!"

"Well great, tell it."

"I really don't think you're excited.  You sound a bit sarcastic."

"Well that's because I am being sarcastic, smarty-pants ."

"Two things. Did you just call me smarty-pants? Oh my gosh I'm laughing so hard. I haven't heard that since second grade!"

"Haha. Funny. Funny. Get over with it!"

"Fine. Second thing. Why aren't you excited for my story? You're the one that made me think about it!"

"Well, I've heard so many stories and I honestly don't think yours will impress me."

"Really?!?"

"So what?"

"I spent three hours thinking of this!"

"Wow."

"Wow what?"

"It's just that I never put that much time into anything."

"Well then you never take anything seriously. You don't deserve my story anyways!"

"Okay..."

"And I'm going to be the one to hang up. How about that?"

"...."

"You hung up?!?"

A/N: So my book is not going as well as planned in terms of readers/votes/comments, but I'm still going to post every Friday no matter what. If I start to get more reads I'll most likely post up to three or four times a week, but that's my plan so far. Please tell me what you think about this book and my plan. Thank you so so much for reading this, and please remember to vote and comment, maybe even share this book if you feel really good? Thank you again for everything, even if you just read because it all means so much!

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