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The Flop idea

"Arey oh padhai ki murat thik se phenk na. Aankhon me jaan ni hai toh chasma lagaye phir rahe ho, per body me bhi jaan ni hai uska Kya.? "
Yoyo shook his head, in the middle of playing catch-catch with a random water bottle in the class.
"aee aesa mat bol. Mai thik se hi phenk raha hun, tumhe catch pakadna ni aata. "
Jiggy frowned.
"Haan haan dikh raha hai. Meri baat maan aur jym jaana shuru karde.
Kahin aesa na ho ki yahan college khatam, aur wahan tumhara budhapa shuru hojaye. "
"Yoyo tum... "
Before Jiggy could complete Sahil interrupted them.
"Waise Yoyo sahi keh raha hai Jiggy, tumhe jym jaane ki jarurat hai. "
"achcha.? "
Jiggy mumbled taking a look at himself  ,then looked up to his friends.
"oye itna soch Kya raha hai? Tujhe tips dene ke liye khud Randhir paaji hai, tere roommate. "
Yoyo spoke reading his mind.
"Haan Randhir Khudko itna maintained rakhta hai,tumhari help kar hi dega. Kyun Randhir.? "
Sahil turned to Randhir, only to find him lost in his own thoughts.
"Randhir? Tumhe Kya hua ?kis soch me doobe hue ho.? "
"Haan Randhir paaji kabse chup chap baithe ho, Kya baat hai.? "
Yoyo too joined him, snatching a banana from one of the back benchers who were chatting among themselves.
The guy opened his mouth to protest, but stopped eyeing the whole gang.
"Kuch nahi guys, mai bas soch raha tha ki Sanaya se baat Kuch aage ni badh rahi. Kuch toh Karna padega. "
Randhir spoke thoughtfully.
"kyun per kal Yoyo ne bataya ki tumne usse apni notes diye the, aur usne le bhi liya. "
Sahil narrowed his gaze.
"notes lene se thodi Kuch hota hai?  Upar se notes lete time usne kaha ki mai ye baat uski best friend ko na bataungi, nahi toh vo naaraz ho jaayegi. "Randhir rolled his eyes.
"ye chipkali ke aas pass rehte Kuch nahi ho sakta. "he added with a sigh.
"aee Randhir bhai mere mann me ek sawal aaraha hai, puchhun. ? "
Jiggy piped in.
"Puch le. Nahi toh tujhe acidity ho jaayegi. "
Yoyo chuckled.
"Shut up Yoyo.
Toh Randhir bhai, mai ye puch raha tha ki Sanaya se pyar karte ho issliye usse patana chahte ho ya phir Sanyukta ko dikhane ke liye.? "
Jiggy sounded curious .
"Jiggy ye pyar vyar Kuch nahi hota,sab bakwas hai. Mujhe toh uss chipkali ko dikhana hai ki kaise uski naak ke niche se uski best friend ko apni girlfriend banata hun. Badi dadi maa bani firti hai uski.
Aur wese bhi college ki sabse hot ladki pe ye hot ladka suit karega na.? "
Randhir chirped arrogantly,to which his friends nodded their respective heads.
Suddenly an idea stroke yoyo's causing a grin to appear on his face.
"Paaji aapki setting ke liye ek mast plan hai.
Ye kele ka chilka hum raaste me daal dete hain, Sanaya jab aayegi tab ispe pair rakhte hi fisal jaayegi aur aap unhe pakad lena. Har love story ki starting eye lock se hi toh hota hai. "
As soon as Yoyo finished his words, all stared at him strangely.
"Bollywood bahut Zyada dekh raha hai aaj kal?  Aesi filmi bakwas se Kuch ni hota, aur wese bhi aaj kal sab niche dekh ke chalte hain.
Maine ek baar chipkali ke liye floor pe oil daala tha, aur vo kud ke dance karte hue chali gayi. "
Randhir groaned.
"iski sui ghum phir ke ussi ke pass atak jaati hai. "sahil muttered under his breath.
"paaji patana Kisse hai ,Sanyukta ko ya Sanaya ko.? "
Yoyo scratched his nape confusingly.
"of course Sanaya ko. Uss chipkali ko patane jaaye meri jooti. "
Came Randhir's quick snap.
"toh phir problem Kya hai?  Ye ladkiyan inn sab se bahut impress ho jaati hain. Aap ek baar try toh karlo, agar Kuch na hua toh phir mujhe bolna. "Yoyo said confidently.
"err... Ek baar try karlo Randhir. Kya pata baat ban jaaye. "
Sahil shrugged and Randhir was left with no other option except agreeing to his friends.
The trio quickly followed by Jiggy stood near the entrance of the class room, as neither Sanaya nor Sanyukta had arrived yet ,but the problem was other students were yet coming inside and some were leaving outside.
"arey yar abhi agar ye chilka yahan phenk diya toh Sanaya ko chhod ke baaki sab yahan girenge,aur chilke ki power bhi khatam hojayegi. Toh ab.? "
Sahil raised his brow.
"Mai keh raha hun ye bad idea hai. Kahin professor ka pair isme pad gaya toh lene ke dene pad jaayenge. "
Jiggy bit his nail nervously.
"chup oye. Khud bhi darta hai aur hame bhi darata hai.
Aur ek min....
Suno.!  Suno.!
Bhaiyon aur unki beheno ,ab jab tak class start ni hoti tab tak na koi bahar se andar aayega aur na koi andar se bahar jaayega.
Jisse koi doubt ho vo yahan aajaye, hum achche se samjha denge. "
Yoyo flashed a wide smile standing in the center of the class, making all the hustle, bustles around go silent .
None protested his words, and his smile grew wider.
"chalo ye kaam toh hogaya. Ab jaise hi Sanaya Samne se aayegi hum sab apni seat me wapas chale jaayenge, aur Randhir paaji ye first bench ke pass khade rahenge unhe pakadne ke liye. "
"vo aati hogi.class start hone me 5min baaki hai. "
Sahil spoke eyeing his wristwatch.
"Mai bol raha hun guys ye stupid idea hai. "
Randhir shook his head.
"aur kabhi kabhi ye stupid ideas bhi kaam aajate hain paaji. "
Yoyo started leaning his shoulder against the door edge, but was jerked off to the front.
"arey itna bada college aur ye door ko dekho, automatically band ho jaata hai.
Ye ek baar vo taklu Pkc ke sar pe lage, toh vo princi ko bolke isko thik karwaye. "
He murmured to himself, when sahil tapped his shoulder.
"vo dekho Sanaya aagayi, per Uske sath Sanyukta bhi hai. "
"As expected.! "
Randhir chided.
"ye mohatarma ke baare me toh humne Kuch Socha hi nahi. "Yoyo slapped his own forehead.
"don't worry. Mai bahar jaake Sanyukta ko distract karta hun, tab tak Sanaya class me aajayegi, aur hamara kaam ban jaayega.
Jiggy tu jaake apni seat pe baith jaa, Yoyo tum bhi.
Randhir, tum ready rehna. "
Sahil walked out of the class room, mean while Yoyo, Jiggy occupied their respective seats and Randhir leaned over the first bench pretending to be scrolling through his mobile.
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"oh my God. He actually did that. "
Sanaya burst out of laughing, on hearing about the last night events from Sanyukta.
"isme hasne wali koi baat nahi hai. "
Sanyukta frowned glaring her best friend.
"ek din toh mai proof ke sath Usko pakdungi aur phir sabko Pata chalega ki mai jhuth ni bol rahi thi. "
She gritted her teeth, muttering to herself.
Sahil watched them walking closer to the classroom and was about to call Sanyukta from back, but stopped.
"shit. Usse baat Kya karni hai vo toh Socha hi nahi. "
Sahil cursed himself, while Sanaya's phone buzzed.
"oh Dad ka call hai. Tu Chal mai baat karke aati hun. "
"OK. "
Sahil's eyes widened as Sanaya went towards another direction, and Sanyukta started entering the class room adjusting the books in her hand.
"Uh.. Sanyukta. "
He called out loud, causing her to half turn to him, but it was too late as her left leg was already on the banana peal and before she knew her leg slipped.
The books fell from her hand and she stretched her hand to hold the door for support, only when she realized she was no more falling, instead was hanging in the air.
Looking to her front she found none other than her soul enemy, holding her by waist, keeping her in place.
Randhir breathed a sigh.
"achhi khasi Bollywood ki band bajadi tumne. "
"Kya.? "
She furrowed her brows.
"dekh ke Chal nahi sakti?  Girti, padti rehti ho yahan wahan. "
He twisted his lips.
"tumhe Kya hai itna?  Maine tumhe kaha mujhe pakdo ? Aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi mujhe hath lagane ki?  Chhodo mujhe. "
She fumed struggling under his hold.
"Chhod dun.? "
He raised his brow.
"ab invitation card dun.? "
She snapped.
"lo chhod diya. "he released her, but the next second pulled  her hand again keeping his hand around her waist, before she could touch the ground.
"what the hell.? "
She shrieked in surprise and looked up to glare him.
"achhi kismat hai tumhari. "
He mumbled eyeing the door at her back, which  just got closed automatically a moment later, before it could hit the back of her head.

Tbc.
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