FATE // vminkook

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"Ehh? Who is Namjoon?" Jungkook asks. They sat in a somewhat triangle formation, all facing each other. If Jungkook was to lean back far enough he would fall into the pond.

Jimim flipped his hair out his eyes, "The guy my mother had me meet. Let's just say, he was hella hot, but he was a total top. I go for bottoms. It wouldn't have worked, you know?" Jimin says.

Jungkook shrugs, "Yeah totally."

"Uhh, how do you know he's a top?" Taehyung asks, a little lost from the conversation.

"Tae, you are a confused gay," Jimin states, "so let me explain."

Jungkook bites his lip to keep from smiling.

"So, you are a bottom. It's obvious. You take it up the ass."

"Wait, hold up, just wait!" Taehyung puts a hand up, "Excuse you, Jimin. But I have never had sex in my life. You can't just assume things! I-I don't know what position I would play!"

"Please!" Jungkook laughs, making Taehyung gasp, "You are no top, Taehyung."

Taehyung frowns and crosses his arms, "You two are rude and I hope you both go to hell."

"We're gay. We already are."

Taehyung groans, "Don't say stuff like that!"

Jimin puts his hands up in surrender, "I won't."

Taehyung was blushing furiously because he hated this talk. He knew that he was more submissive than the average male, but he didn't know it was so painfully obvious.

"Can you please just tell us who Namjoon is?" Taehyung shyly asked.

Jimin chuckled, "Sure. So, he isn't my type so there is no romantic future, even he feels the same way which I don't know how, I'm a catch—"

"Maybe he was thrown off by your loving personality."

"Fuck a blender, jungcock."

"Okay, I'm offended for him," Taehyung says, putting a hand up as if it was going to shield the insult from being heard.

Jungkook laughs. Jimin rolls his eyes, "Anyway! So he started to show me his songs and bitch, I was shook!"

Jungkook leaned over to whisper in Taehyung's ear, "Is this our Jimin? Did he come back gayer?"

Taehyung covered his mouth so he wouldn't laugh.

Jimin raised his eyebrows at the two, "Y'all just gunna whisper while I'm talking? Rude much?"

"Chim, are you drunk?"

Jimin looked away, "Maybe..."

Jungkook chuckled and grabbed Jimins chin, looking into his eyes, "I think he's high too."

"Jimin!"

Jimin slapped Jungkook's hand away, "Shut it! Doesn't matter. What does matter is that Namjoon is my friend now and he will become a famous rapper!"

"Yay," Jungkook deadpanned.

Taehyung smiled and reached out to Jimin, "Jimin that's great. Now do you want to go home? Maybe take a shower and drink lots of water?"

"Will you shower with me?"

Jungkook's mouth drop and Taehyung's cheeks flared, "Jimin!"

Jimin chuckles and stands up, "Yeah, Yeah. I'm just joking. I think a shower will do me some good."