Spookyness

Creepy Things Kids Say

15 parents were asked “What’s the creepiest thing your child has ever said to you?” This is what they said:

1. When she was about 3 we had a cat that had stillborn kittens. She asked if we could make crosses for them, which I did. As I was making them she asked: “Aren’t those too small?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

She replied, “Aren’t we going to nail them to them?”

Me: (After several moments of silence) “We’re not going to do that.”

Her: “Oh.”

2. I was tucking in my two year old. He said, “Goodbye dad. “

I said “No, we say goodnight.”

He said, “I know. But this time it's goodbye.”

3. “Go back to sleep, there isn’t anything under your bed.”

“He is behind you now.”

4. My three year old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for a while then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy, it’s a monster..we should bury it.”

5. I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my four year old daughter’s face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off.”

6. My toddler went though a phase where she would just constantly say “Hi,” to things. “Hi hi hi hi hi hi”

One day, it came out sounding more like “Die die die die die.” So I say to her, “What’s that you’re saying?”

And she turns to face me and just whispers, “Diiiieeee......”

7. My kid’s catholic school is over 100 years old. There is a basement under the gym that’s used for storage. I was subbing once and during recess one of the kick balls went down the sairs. A little girl was standing at the top of the stairs yelling, “Just throw it up to me.” I went over and asked who she was talking to and she replied, “That big man down the sairs.” I went down and there was nobody down there and it was the only way in. I asked some of the other kids if they have seen the man before and they said, “Yes, but sister told us not to talk to him.” I asked them to describle “sister” and they described a nun and there haven’t been nuns at this school in 40 years.

8. “Mommy look what I learned!” *Inserts tongue into mom’s mouth during good night kiss* “I learned it from a movie! It means you love someone!” *Mom calmly gets up without saying a word and walks to her room*

9. I was on a bus recently and we were stopped outside a walk-in clinic. A little girl in the seat in front of me turned to her dad and said, “Death is the poor man’s doctor.” And that was that.

10. “Why are you crying?”

“Bad man.”

“What bad man?”

“There.” Points behind me at a dark corner of the room. Lamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look. She slept in our bed that night.

11. “So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?” My 3 year old daughter  holding her baby brother for the first time.

12. Yesterday my 3 year old son told me, “Today is sister’s birthday!” I went into labor last night.