Why am I not surprised? This request is for oh_my_jish_and_tyjo, a hardcore goth fan. If you don't know, JaN is Jock and Nerd, the Swap universe of Nerd and Jock. That makes Goth a Nerd in this. (Proud creator right here) He's a total fanboy. With that said it is STORYTIME muh dudes.
A scenario where two version of the same character meet... that's only possible and fanfiction! So you know what? Instead of making an elaborate thing where magic pulls them in and you find love. I'm making you one of my original characters in this story going through a poorly written fanfic! How does that sound?
Well too bad because you're gonna be the protagonist in some shitty fanfic! Well, isn't that what all my oneshots are? No matter because the fourth wall doesn't exist in this one! I learn from the best. (Deadpool and Pinkie Pie)
Your name is (Your name) and you go To Underhigh where all alternate versions of the NaJ characters attend! You want to know how and why they all are there? Well too fucking bad because this fanfic gives zero explanation!
Now, you're a normal run of the mill Mary Sue. Now the story starts with you having a problem. You're in love with two boys at the same time! But there's A bigger problem. They both are the same person and love you back!
One of them is Jock Goth. He is a librarian's assistant and he is hot and modest. He is tall and can flirt when he wants to. The second one is Nerd Goth. He's also a Librarian's assistant but he's a dorky tall fanboy who is overly excitable.
There is no explanation on why they both love you! Crazy, right? But there's an even crazier thing. Both of them are totally okay and ignore their designed OTPs to date you! They don't mind thst the other also loves you and are okay with sharing! And just like everything else in this shitty fanfic, it has no explanation!
So there are lots of comics of you and the two goths going through wacky romantic scenarios! And even some romance between the two goths! Why? You have no fun fucking clue! That's gothcest, but you enjoy it somehow!
There's lots of Nsfw content of you and the two goths for some reason even though you are all in high school and should be having sex yet! And guess what else? You're also two months pregnant with kids from both goths! Twins with two different Daddies!
Okay that sounded kinky as fuck.
This shitty fanfic isn't over yet! After the children are born suddenly a third goth enters the universe! The goth from Pj's Daycare AU and he also falls in love with you! So now a third Goth is added somehow and the drama and plot thickens! Wait, what plot? Lol! Nothing has any meaning or makes sense in the slightest!
And that, my friends, is the secret to a good self insert OC!
Not. Please do not do this. I'm kinda tired of seeing storylines with no explanations and shit Mary Sue OCs that are just too perfect to be likable characters. I literally made this just for shits and giggles and to get the message out that:
YOUR WRITING NEEDS AN ACTUAL PLOT WITH REASONING!!!!
I hope I made you laugh. Sorry Juliet about your request being literal shit. I though I would try to make you laugh. And don't worry, the message wasn't for you,
Rest in pepperonis, fourth wall. You will be missed.
~Eva
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أدب الهواةYes , a sequel. I can't just leave everybody hanging when my oneshots were actually getting a fairly awesome amount of reads! Plus, I have even MORE ideas! I can't wait to write them all down, take requests, and make everyone happy. That's my major...
