Undertale Boiz Oneshots

References [NaJ_UnderSwap!Sans x Gamer!Reader]

With a request like that it's hard not to show the musical geek I am!

You were a loser, but you and your boyfriend could be losers together. You both were total video game nerds. And nerds for a lot of other things. So whenever you two get to level nine of a video game it goes like this.

"Apocolypse of the damned!"

"Really, Blue? You're gonna do this now?"

"Apocolypse Of the Damned, Jeremy!"

"Fiiiiine. Level Nine."

"The cafetorium!"

It would turn into a giant Be More Chill reference. You were always Jeremy and he was always Michael. Why? Because you both remebled the two perfectly. You'd both make corny references to musicals and video games you do almost every day just to see the other's reaction. So whenever you'd wake up...

"Morning Blue~"

"What are you up to?"

"Nothing! Made ya coffee!"

"The mug's filled with bleach, isn't it?"

"Damn it!"

Score one for heathers in this oneshot. Yeah, so the morning usually starts right off the bat with a reference to something. That was yesterday. This morning it was a weekend and blueberry was up before you so he made you halo mask shaped pancakes. That just goes to show how extra you two are. Like in this scenario.

"Fuck You! Do you wanna have a bad time?!"

"Blue, Chill. It's just a douchebag. He's not worth you."

"Fine... I still wanna dunk him."

"So do I, but not now."

"He stole my Pokémon Cards!"

"Were they the good ones?"

"Pfft. No. Who brings the big guns out unless it's national competition?"

"Exactly. Let him bask in all the Pikachus and Trainer Cards he stole."

Yeah, you two were nerds. You go to all kinds of nerd conventions. At VidCon last year somebody stole his deck he normally used against rookie players. You had to let him use yours for the rest of the day. Because rookies were everywhere. Speaking of VidCon, you totally whooped everybody's ass at the Mario kart on display!

"Geetttttt dunked on!"

"Woah, chill out babe. Don't need to wreck everybody on 150cc. Bring it down a notch."

"Are you kidding!? I'm just getting on my A Game Blue!"

"You literally just beat Markiplier, Dan and Phil, Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, TheOdd1sOut, And JaidenAnimations all in a row. Slow it down."

"Awww, really?"

"Yes. I'll play too if you put it on 100cc."

"You're only making me do this because you're rubbish at 150cc"

"Shut up and change the speed."

"You're still hilarious, Blue. Alright! Who's next!? Kid President and KubzScouts? Alriiiiiight!"

You were a pro at Mario kart and Bluberry still can't beat rainbow road without falling on 50cc. It's a darn shame he's so bad at racing games. Well, everybody has a kind of game they fail at. And yours happened to be online third person shooters. You can play first person shooters, but in third person you're trash. You have to switch it to first person every time.

"Why do you always do that?"

"What?"

"You play everything in First person mode. Just play third person Genji."

"Two things. One: I'm a Widow Maker main and you will never change that. Two: I hate third person!"

"Why? You play third person RPG games."

"It feels wrong in a shooter game!"

"Why?"

"It just does!"

"Pfft. Whatever."

"Don't you roll your eyes at me!"

"I just did, what are you gonna do about it!"

"Ha! Get rekt!"

"When did the map load!?"

"While you were bugging me about third person shooters."

"I hate you."

"No you don't~

Yeah, you two have a lot of fun doing stuff like that. I think that it is age to say that you two will stay together for a very long time. Maybe even get married, have kids, and live a good life together...

And having him get rekt at Mario kart on rainbow road 150cc

If you laughed, raise your hand. I'm proud of this one!

~Eva