What the Hell's Going On [FreshFell]

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I'm just going to call it Wacky Ship Thursday. Oneshot two! Request by KillerKat4 again so I hope you're ready for a ride. I'm just kidding it's a scrappy poem because I have NO IDEAS PEOPLE!!! 

Fell and Fresh

Fresh and Fell

If you sung that in the max and Ruby theme song you're going to hell


Fresh was a skater boi

Fell was an Edgy Boi

Both labeled with stereotypes

But Fell was Tsundere all right

And Fresh was a parasite

If you sung this to sk8tr boi you're going to hell


All they see is what they are given

Living their life's just like all the other AU Sanses

A picture perfect universe

Just your average sans

That's what they aspire to be

If you sung this to the Thundermans Intro you're going to hell.


"Yo, Fell Broski"

Fresh asks

"Yeah?"

Fell replies.

"I'm tired."

Fresh admits.

"Aren't we all?"

Fell scoffs.

"No, not like that."

Fresh says

Fell shuts up

Fell's attention is on the sans he normally doesn't even know.


"I'm tired of being written

Left and right

Shipped

Antagonized

Protagonized

I'm tired of being nothing more

Than what I'm written to be."

Fresh rants

To Fell

The only Sans who cared enough to listen 


Fell was shocked. 

But it was true

Everything he was

Everything he did

Was all written out before him

In one fanfiction

Or another.

He nodded his skull.

"Me too."


Fresh grinned at his body

He reached for Fell's hand

Fell Met him half way

They held hands

Agreeing

"We should change that, broski."

"Yeah."


I hope I can reaffirm myself

Before my SOUL turns to stone


How many of y'all goin to hell? I know I am. Sorry for this... I had no ideas... same for the other two requests from them... Crack chapter?

~Eva

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