It's not a request list without 6backstab, so STORYTIME.
You finished helping Sans make a thing called Coney Islands. A Coney Island is where you put hot dogs and hot cats in the oven and melt chili and/or cheese on top and it makes the buns all nice and toasty. You were excited!
But while the Coney Islands were cooling you Saw Sans stand up straight, growing alert. He whipped around to face you, having a look of melancholic nostalgia in his eyesockets. He took a deep breath and patted your head affectionately. What was that all about? No matter. You'll just eat for now.
Tem Skip
After a nice Coney Island dinner with SkeleDad he offered to go catch frogs with you. You being his awesome kid, you agreed cheerfully. Sans always had a wide smile when doing anything involving frogs. Well, you can't blame him. Frogs are totally cool! Besides, you were friends with Froggit so frogs rule in your book.
Outside the Home in the Ruins there is a small frog pond where they love to swim and exist. Sans always would go over there to play around or pretend to catch the frogs. Sometimes he would give you a fun fact on frogs when given the chance.
When you got to the pond the weird thing happened again. Sans stiffened and stood up straight. He whipped his head around to look at you, walking at his side and holding his hand obediently. He inhaled and exhaled, reaching over to pat your head affectionately.
"Hey, why don't we let the frogs have a break today? We can read that fairy tale you love so much."
You didn't want to leave the froggies alone all day, but you wanted your SkeleDad to be happy before anything else. You faked that innocent child's smile and nodded energetically to fool him that you weren't concerned at all.
"Good, then let's go back."
Tem Skip Reprise
"And then the princess kissed the frog and he turned into a handsome prince! They got married happily ever after and had beautiful children. Like you."
Sans leaned over from his chair and bopped your button like nose. You giggled in delight when he did so. Sans, satisfied with the reaction out of you, sat back in the chair and sighed softly and contently. This was a life he always dreamed of. It was a life you dreamed of beforehand falling down Mount Ebott to kill yourself.
Then it happened again. This was starting to worry you. He sat up straight, closed the book, and even thought he was looking straight at you he jerkes his head left, gout, up down, and then looked deep into your eyes. He had that same stern, melancholy expression to him.
"Daddy? Is something wrong!? Can I help you?!"
Sans snapped out of it, literally. If he had organic matter his neck would have snapped with how hard he twisted it left and back. He looked back in your eyes with regret. What was wrong with him!? He was scaring you!
"Oh, not at all sweetie pie. Daddy's fine, see?"
Of all times to be getting a memory flood. Of all times to get flashbacks. Of all times to get a nostalgia attack. No human child ever stayed with him this long. Maybe that was affecting him somehow?
"Time for bed."
You didn't argue. Your SkeleDad wasn't up to being himself today. Maybe tomorrow you could play with the frogs and he can pretend that Kermit is his puppet again. Or maybe you can play with Dat Boi on his unicycle. Who knows. All you did know is that if you slept, Sans would be happy,
Goodnight.
JESUS CHRIST WHY CAN I NOT WRITE A WUALITY ONESHOT TODAY!? THESE ARE ALL SHEOT AND BAD!!! I'm so sorry.
~Eva
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