Baker's Bard [DesertTale!Papyrus x Reader]

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Request by Goobie_FNaF. This will be a parody. Meaning I change song lyrics to match the character. Goobie, make this Papyrus's theme song If you will. Just remix the song to bonetrousle and BOOM, instant theme.

When you're rife with devastationThere's a simple explanation:You're a baker's grande creationTrapped on top a wedding pastryAnd whichever way he cuts itKnow no ifs, ands or buts about it

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When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a baker's grande creation
Trapped on top a wedding pastry

And whichever way he cuts it
Know no ifs, ands or buts about it.
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing this silly melody

When I was a little skellie, a wise old man once taught me
To mix and chill some heavy cream Said, "you need a niche to be mainstream"
So I tried one thousand flavors and i refused to sign any wavers
They sold awesome in June, I know I'll be great soon, and I still know the words to this tune!

When you've created a new recipe
And your loved reached the top, see?
Listen to the soft laughter
Of the children eating ice cream

'Cause the flavor's hypnotizing
And the whole underground's harmonizing
So please children please be my friend
And just bake along with me

Yeah I'm sorry if this wasn't what you wanted or expected. I'm terrible, I know. I'm sorry.

~Eva

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