Undertale Boiz Oneshots

Taco Tuesday [Underswap!Sans x Reader]

I haven't done my little blueberry bae in a while, so why not?

You fell down on a Friday. You let Asgore on a Wednesday, you met Sans on a Thursday, so we all know what the hell is going to happen this Tuesday, right? Come on readers! It's in the freaking title! Well, who reads titles anymore amirite? No, that logic only works for youtube videos. Nevermind.

ITS TACO TUESEDAY!!! You introduced the idea to the cute little Sans and he lit up like a thousand fireworks. You giggled when this happened and he just went zooming to go beg Papyrus if he could do it.

So that's how you got here! A giant taco party with all of Sans's and Papyrus's friends here. You went back and knocked on Asgore's door inviting him to Taco Tuesday. He wouldn't come, but he agreed to eat a taco if you brought him one. 

You just got back from visiting Asgore and Sans tackled you into a giant hug. Queen Toriel's giggled at this while Papyrus rolled his eyesockets. Alphys was used to this and just shook her head with a smile while Undyne didn't notice, she can't keep her eyes off of Alphys.

"YOURE BACK! HAVE A TACO!"

Sans shoved a soft taco into your mouth. You bit off of it and chewed it. Beef taco with lettuce, sour cream, tomato, and cheddar cheese. Mild. You can barely taste the spice. But it was good anyways. Good for Sans standards. You taught him how to make a proper taco with your own special taco sauce. That Improved his cooking dramatically.

Sans watched with anticipation as you chewed up the bite. You noticed he was still holding the soft taco in his left hand. You don't know where you got this idea, but you must have thought it was cute or something because you craned your neck and took another bite from his hand, careful not to splatter sour cream all over his blue glove.

Sans gasped, causing everyone to look back that way. You didn't think it was a big deal so you just swallowed and looked around innocently. All you did was bite the taco out of his hand. Thst should nothing bad, right? You don't get it until Undyne starts fangirl screeching and squealing and jumping and flailing her arms:

"I SHIP IIIIIIIIIIT!!!"

Oh, that makes sense. Sans, who is innocent enough to not know what shipping is, as just confused. Papyrus gave you a glare, then his face softened up in approvals. You look at Alphys who is just giving you a thumbs up. Queen Toriel looks like her son is finally getting married. Pfft. Isn't everyone overreacting to eating a taco out of someone's hand? They must have thought you kissed him or something. 

"Sans, why is everyone overreacting?"

Sans was just staring at his hand, blushing like crazy. He then brought the rest of the soft taco into his mouth and he ate it. You were right, it was good enough to go for a second bite! He just ate after you. HE JUST ATE AFTER YOU!!! His cheekbones were so hot!

"Sans, I think you're overreacting too. Should we get you to bed?"

Sans didn't sat a word. He just stared at you, face burning up. You are out of his hand like a puppy dog. It was so adorable. He.., he didn't know what to do! Sure, you do other cute things with him like cuddle on the couch, but that was like kissing his hand!

"Come on, Bud. Let's get you to bed."

Sans didn't even feel himself getting picked up bridal style by you. He didn't notice thst you were walking up the stairs towards his bedroom. He was zoned out. He was in his own little world. So when you placed him down in his race car been he had no idea what was happening.

"Goodnight Sans. Hope you had a good Taco Tuesday."

The one thing Sans did feel is when you kissed his forehead goodnight. He waited for you to leave before mimicking the fangirl screeching Undyne had downstairs. He flipped over in his pillow and squealed. 

Sans, master of mimickery.

This was bad I'm sorry.

~Eva