Undertale Boiz Oneshots

I'd Like to be Your Boyfriend [NaJ_PJ x Reader x JaN_PJ]

Request again by 6backstab so Please enjoy. Heh heh, I am gonna have fun. Also, remember that JaN is Swap NaJ.

You were hanging out with your boyfriend at the burger join just down the road from the school owned by the happy go lucky cat man, burgerpants. You both were eating out, enjoying a pleasant conversation, and just all around having a good time.

That's when the door opens. There is a familiar black skeleton in the doorway with a letterman's jacket on his shoulders and a sexy smirk. But wait, wasn't PJ right here across from you? And since when was he so... sexy?

"Hey! you! I'd like to be your boyfriend."

Wait, what the fuck!? You shared a look with who you definately knew was PJ. He was pouting with his arms crossed. He was not happy that someone who looked like a cooler version of him just barged in on your Date with him saying that he wants to date you himself.

"I think you need a new one~"

The other skeleton points to your date. PJ gasps and turns away. You feel bad for him. You've been dating for, like, ever! You've grown very fond of him and love him with your heart. Dorkiness and all. He's the one who got you into playing for the game girl's basketball team at school anyways. You stood up, revealing that you were very tall.

"Listen, I don't get who you are but if you insult my PJ I will shatter your soul and throw youninto next week."

No matter how tall you were, this guy was taller. He scoffed and looked down at you. You were, what? Half an inch shorter? But he still used that to his advantage. PJ stood up and walked around behind you, holding your arm.

"Yeah! She's off limits!"

You smile back down at your adorable, smol, nerdy PJ. Then you glare back at the other guy. He may think it's all just a joke, but you two were serious. He raised a ninexistant skeleton eyebrow before scoffing.

"I'm not sure someone like you would want to date such a pipsqueak wannabe."

He stuffed his hands in his pockets. He was a cocky bastard. You won't lie to yourself, an extremely sexy cocky bastard. His smirk just reflected I;your enraged eyes. You looked back over to PJ. 

"Hey, Sweetie? Go sit down Andy enjoy your food for me please."

PJ knew that look. He knew better than to disobey you at this point. He called this the Momma Bear Mode. It's when you're so mad and protective you want to fight everyone who thinks that whoever you're protective over is anything less than absolutely fucking perfect.

The other Skelton took out his hand so from his pockets, realizing waht was about to go down. He got himself ready and pumped, light on his feet. Burgerpants saw what was about to happen. Eh, no other customers were here. If they wanted to fight that's fine. They'll pat for the broken things. Everything is fine!

You took the first lunch, going for that jaw of his. He took a jab at your stomach. Damn, he was strong. You spun around using your nimbliness to try and get around him to try and pin him down to the ground, but you failed and ended up with his hand on your wrist and crushing it.

You shrieked but then used the, long legs of yours to good use. You kick him in the ribs and then roundhouse kick his pelvis, since you know for a fact there's nothin in between his legs unless he's oddly turned on right now, and slammed him onto the ground. 

You sat on him, preventing him from getting up. You pinned his arms above his head. He took a moment to register what was going on, but then instantly smirked up at you. Ewww. He still wants to be flirty with you? Get a life.

"Feisty in this universe, huh? I like that~"

What the fuck does that mean!? You look back at PJ who is just scared. You knew he would just want to go home at this point. You sighed, standing up. You let him get up but don't talk to the person you just fought.

"Come on, Babe. Let's go. I already paid."

With that, you took PJ's hand a d left the resteraunt. You swore that creep was checking out your butt as you walked off. Wow. What a loser.

Oh the irony in that statement. I kinda had some fun with this one! Heh, when you have ideas and inspiration writing is really fun and easy to get the words in. I'm sorry I didn't have the inspirations for previous requests. I really am the worst.

~Eva