Kylo Destroys the Sand

I regret all of this

"BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO ORGANA GET IN HERE!"

"NOT NOW MOM THERES AN ONLINE SALE FOR DARTH VADER ACTION FIGURES AND IM TRYING TO GET ONE!!!"

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT ONE?"

"BECAUSE IM DARTH VADERS NUMBER ONE FAN!!"

"TELL THAT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER!! OH WAIT, SHES DEAD!"

"AND WHYS THAT MOM?!?"

"BECAUSE YOUR GRANDFATHER KILLED HER!!"

"SHUT UP!!" Ben puts his hands over his ears. "LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!!! GRANDPA DID NOTHING WRONG!!"

"HE MURDERED THIRTY CHILDREN!!!"

"IN SELF DEFENSE!"

"OVER WHAT?!?"

"CHILDREN ARE ANNOYING!"

"YEAH THEY ARE! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY GET TO BE ABOUT THIRTY AND ARE STILL LIVING WITH YOU!!"

"IM GOING TO REY'S!!"

He grabs a backpack and sulks emo-ly all the way to Rey's house. He knocks on the door and her father answers. He immediately straightens himself up.

"H-hi Mr. Rey's dad sir. Is, is Rey home?"

He turns around. "REY! YOUR USELESS EMO BOYFRIEND IS HERE!"

"I am not useless!"

Rey's father glares at him. Rey comes hopping down the stairs and rushes to the door. She looks very cheery with her purple shirt and pink converse verses Kylo's three shades of black everything. Oh and his very very dark grey socks.

"Hey idiot."

She pulls him into a quick kiss and before her father can say anything she says bye and shuts the door.

"So, what are we doing?" She asks.

Kylo shrugs. "I just wanted to get away from my mother."

"She didn't understand a Darth Vader thing again?"

"It was the coolest action figure I've seen yet!" He whines.

Rey pats his head. "There there."

Kylo just pouts.

"Want to go to the movies? Peter Rabbits been out for a while and I've been wanting to see it."

"Why not?"

"Great! You're paying!"

Rey jumps on Kylo's back and points in the direction of the theater. Kylo walks the whole way with her on his back. When they get into the theater, they see their friend (well, mostly just Kylo's friend) Hux. He's sitting with a poster board at his feet, and it isn't until the movie starts that they figure out what it is.

"I LOVE TOU BEA!!!" He shouts in the middle of it.

Everybody shushes him. Eventually, he does it so much he has to be forcefully removed from the theater. And apparently it wasn't the first time he's done this.

"Well, I had a good time." Rey pulls Kylo into another kiss and then jumps on his back. "Take me home?" She asks, her head now on his shoulder.

"Sure." Kylo says with a smile. He starts walking and by the time he gets to Rey's house she's asleep. He knocks on the door and her father answers.

"Hey, she uh, she fell asleep, and uh, I just brought, brought her home! Yeah, hi."

"Put her in her room. Then get out."

"Yes, yes sir." 

Kylo goes and sets her in her bed, kisses her cheek and gets out of there as quick as hecky. He goes home and rushes to his computer.

"YES!!! I GOT THE ACTION FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I should just start a crack Fic book.... because there will be more of this