Kylo Destroys the Sand

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It was finally time for Rey and Kylo's bachelor/bachelorette parties. Rey had Rose as her chief (and only) bridesmaid, so she planned the party for her. Kylo, however, had choose his grandpa's urn. Some how it told Kylo exactly what he wanted his bachelor party to be like (although, the handwriting very much resembled Hux's). He was to invite all of his friends for a movie watching sleepover. So he invited Hux, Chewie, Finn, and very very reluctantly Poe. The girls were doing the same, and at Kylo's request, they invited Phasma. They got along... well, they didn't.

Anyway, the boys showed up at Kylo's, so Han and Leía immediately left. They didn't want to be around that disaster.

Kylo's decided to pick the first movie, and he choose The Phantom Menace. Everyone groaned.

"Kylo, can we not do something related to your grandpa for once?" Finn asks.

"No! Absolutely not! Grandpa has been there for me for all of my life and I'm not about to not be there for him now!"

"Kylo, he's DEAD!" Hux yells.

Kylo just humphs and puts in the movie. Poe gets scared whenever Jar Jar Binks is on. By the end of the movie he's cowering in Finn's arms.

"Time for Attack of the Clones!" Kylo says.

"NO!" Finn and Hux yell. Poe just whimpers.

"YES!" He puts it in and once again everyone groans.

"I think the worst part of this is the urn." Hux whispers to Finn.

Kylo insisted on having his grandpa's urn with them. Kylo and the urn were on the floor while the rest of them were on the couch.

Poe was even more terrified of Jar Jar by the end of that movie.

"THE PHANTOM-"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Is, is there going to be that scary guy in this movie?" Poe whimpers.

Finn hesitates.

"He is!!!"

Poe scrambles for his stuff.

"Poe, what are you doing?" Finn asks.

"I'm going to Rey's!!!"

"Poe,"

But Poe was already out the door. Finn groans.

"Look what you've done! You've upset the sweetest cinnamon roll on the planet! How dare you!!" Hux yells.

Kylo just stares at them for a second.

"So, The Phantom Menace!"

Hux gets fumingly angry and Finn snarls.

Unfortunately, at Rey's things aren't going much better.

Rose and Phasma had gotten into a fight about.... something. Rey didn't know what anymore. Phasma has called Rose 'filthy scum' at least twelve times by now.

"Enough!" Rey yells, when she hears a knock on the door. She opens it and sees a crying Poe.

"Can, can I stay here? The guys are watching a scary movie." He whimpers.

"Scary movie? I'm in!" Phasma grabs her stuff and pushes past Poe. "See ya suckers!"

"Of course you can stay Poe." Rey says.

She brings him in and they get comfy on the couch, watching cute movies for the rest of the night.

While the boys (and Phasma) had to endure a night of Anakin Skywalker and groaning.