Kylo Destroys the Sand

*Padame voice* ANAKIN

Kylo nervously sits on Rey's bed, waiting for her to get back with food. He sees a book on her dresser, and unsure of what it is he picks it up.

Turns out to be her diary.

Dear Whatever your name is,
Kylo and I went to the movies today. Saw Hux. He got thrown out. After Kylo brought me home and left I looked at that picture of Matt again.

Matt? Who the heck is Matt? He reads a few more entries and finds that Matt is a blond haired radar technician, and Rey has his name doodled with hearts around it on multiple pages.

"HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRL!"

He rushes downstairs and slings Rey over his shoulder and rushes outside.

"COME AT ME MATT! I WILL FIGHT YOU!!"

"Kylo! Kylo put me down!"

He does. "Who's Matt?" He asks.

She sighs. "Let me show you."

They go back up to her room and Rey pulls up a picture of Kylo in a blond wig and glasses.

"I named it Matt."

"Why?"

Rey shrugs. "Thought it was funny."

Kylo doesn't really know what to think of that.

"Ok, well, whatever. That's cool I guess."

Rey hugs him. "Thanks."

"You're welcome."

"Want some cheese and crackers?" She asks.

"Sure."

He takes some cheese and crackers and eats them.

"Tastes good babe."

"Don't call me babe you idiot."

"Got it."

Kylo's phone then goes off, and he answers it without looking at who it is.

"Ben, Poe wants to meet Rey. Bring her over here."

"Moooom! Do I have to?"

"Yes or I'll throw away ALL of your Darth Vader merchandise."

"Even the throw pillow?"

"Especially the throw pillow!"

"Fiiiiine! I'll see what I can do!"

Kylo hangs up and looks at Rey.

"My moms friend wants to meet you."

"Sure, why not? Wait, is this the one that made you angry earlier?"

Kylo nods and starts to pout.

"I don't want you to meet him." He puts his face on her chest. "He might make you the best cookies ever and then you might leave me since he can cook."

Rey just pats his head sympathetically. "Don't worry, I'm not going to leave you for some happy go lucky cookie maker. I like you just the way you are."

"Then why do you want me to wear a blonde wig and be named Matt? And be a radar technician?"

Rey pushes him away.

"How did you know about the radar  technician thing? In fact, how did you figure out about Matt at all?"

"I uh,"

"DID YOU READ MY DIARY?!?"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOUR DIARY!"

"OK, BUT TO FIGURE THAT ALL OUT YOU HAD TO READ A FEW PAGES! YOUDVE KNOWN BY THEN!!"

"IM SORRY!"

"Get out!"

Kylo gets taken aback.

"Wh.. what?"

"You heard me! Get out!" She says, pointing at the door.

"Fine! I will!"

He stomps out of her room and slams the door behind him. He lingers, and hears her slump on her bed and cry. He debates going back in and apologizing, but doesn't. Instead he stomps down the stairs and out the door. He doesn't want to go home and can't stay there so he goes to Hux's. Once he gets there, he lays down on Hux's bed and cries.