Kylo Destroys the Sand

Hux has a life support group

"Alright is everyone here? Finn,"

"Here."

"Rose,"

"Yes."

"Poe."

"Here and ready to cheer! Oh by the way I made us flower crowns, one for you," He places it on Rose's Head. "One for you," Finn's. "One for you," Hux's. "And one for Kylo Ben!"

Rose's is red, Finn's is blue, Hux's is white, and they smell good too. Kylo's is black. It's as black as he wishes his soul was.

"Alright, well, thank you Poe." Hux says. "Anyway, so Kylo and Rey broke up, and Kylo has been sulking in my room, on my bed, blasting the same gosh darn My Chemical Romance song for three days straight."

Poe raises his hand.

"Yes Poe?" Hux asks.

"What's My Chemical Romance?"

Hux looks at Finn, who shakes his head.

"It's a very sad thing Poe. And you don't need to be around sad things." Rose finally says.

"Which is why we're meeting at a park and not Hux's house." Finn adds.

"Ok!"

"Hey! My house is not sad!"

"Yes But Kylo is there playing My Chemical Romance. It's pretty sad."

"Fair enough."

"So, how do we get Kylo and Rey to make up?" Rose asks.

"No idea." Hux says.

Poe raised his hand and goes "ooh ooh ohh I have an idea."

Hux sighs. "Yes Poe? Go ahead."

"What if we set up a really pretty date and tell both of them the other set it up and then they both apologize to each other and live happily ever after?"

"That's,"

"Actually not a bad idea." Finn says.

"Yay!" Poe cheers.

"Right, now we just have to plan this date,"

Poe raised his hand again.

"Go ahead Poe." Hux says.

"What if we make it at a really nice restaurant with candles and roses?"

"Poe, you are a genius." Hux says.

"Yay! I don't know what that means,"

Finn just smiles. "I'll explain it later Poe."

"Yay!"

They get to work on the date. Rose and Poe set up the restaurant, while Finn and Hux try to get Kylo and Rey there.

"Come on Kylo, it'll be fun!"

"Will Rey be there?"

"Not that I know of. I do know that they have a ton of Darth Vader Merchandise though."

"I'm in."

"Come on Rey, it'll be fun! A nice dinner out with me and Rose. We can bring along this guy Poe that we know if you'd like."

Rey sighs. She figured it beats sitting around trying to get over Kylo.

"Sure, why not?"

The next day, Rose helps Rey get ready, while Hux drags Kylo back to his house. Literally.

"If you don't start walking you'll never see your Darth Vader Merchandise ever again." Hux says.

He starts walking. When they get there, Liea is sitting reading the newspaper and Han is playing a video game.

"Why was he at your house for three days this time?" Leia asks.

"He and Rey had a fight."

"DON'T SAY HER NAME! IM GOING WITH HIM TO A RESTAURANT. ILL BE BACK WITH NEW DARTH VADER MERCHANDISE!" Kylo calls, while going to get the blackest thing he can find. Hux sighs again.

"I'll get him into a tuxedo."

"Thank you, Hux."Leia says.

"Of course Mrs. Organa-Solo."

Hux drags Kylo up to his room, and Leia almost smiles as he says hi to all of his Darth Vader merchandise.