Kylo Destroys the Sand

Snoke has Rey and that is not ok

Han, Leia, Chewbacca, Kylo, Hux, Finn, Poe, and Rose are crouched behind a crate in the second Death Star... or is it the third? Who knows at this point. There's been too many.

"Ok, so how are we getting Rey back?" Kylo asks.

"YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A PLAN?!?" Han whisper yells.

"Did you really expect him to?" Leia mutters.

"Of course not! I thought she'd just... be here!" Kylo replies.

Han, Hux, and Poe facepalm. Chewbacca makes a disappointed wookie noise.

"Why is this our son?" Rose asks.

Finn pats her head. "No Rose, we did not raise him. Only Poe and Rey."

"Oh right."

"Speaking of Poe, I may have a plan..."

Everyone looks at Poe, who just stares right back. "What?"

Finn whispers something to him, and he gets so angry that he leaps over the crate and knocks out all the stormtrooper while screaming. Once he's done he calms down and smiles at the rest.

"Ok, we can move on!" He says.

Everyone starts walking and Han stops Finn.

"What did you say to him?"

"Oh, I told him if we couldn't save Rey the wedding would be off. And he wouldn't get a cookie. He's the biggest Reylo shipper. And loves cookies."

Finn moves on, leaving Han confused.

"Reylo?" He mutters. He shrugs and moves on.

They come to another room with stormtroopers and Poe easily takes them down again. Room after room, he defeats them all. One of them even had Phasma in it and he took her down by doing the stereotypical Black Widow move of jumping onto a persons shoulders and keeping them between your thighs, beating them senseless. Everyone was very impressed.

Of course, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, Finn, Rose, and Hux got in a few shots here and there too. Kylo just stood there wailing about Rey.

When they finally reached Snoke's chambers though, he was the first to draw his weapon, a lightsaber.

"Let her go alien scum!!!!" He yells.

Snoke chuckles. "Never."

Leia, Han, and Hux draw their guns and shoots him, Chewbacca fires an arrow, while Finn and Rose combine their forces and throw Poe at him.

It is Kylo though, who delivers the killing blow with his lightsaber.

Actually it was probably Poe, with his punching and screaming he probably accidentally stabbed him with the lightsaber. But Kylo would never admit that, not as long as Rey and his dignity (and let's face it, Darth Vader Merchandise) was on the line.

After killing Snoke, he goes over to the glass casket and opens it. He kisses the sleeping Rey and she smacks him.

"Ow! Rey! I was trying to be romantic! Have you never seen a Disney movie?!?"

"Sorry! I thought you might've been some creepy stormtrooper! I had no idea, because my eyes were closed!!!"

"They're so cute." Poe says.

Leia and Han look at each other and give small smiles.

"She so deserves better." Han says.

"I know." Leia replies.

Han kiss her forehead. "I love you."

"I know."