Kylo Destroys the Sand

Y'all are getting the Reylo you may or may not have come here for

After Kylo and Luke's fight, everyone just decided to have a sleepover. Han and Leia went to their own bedroom, Luke went to the guest room, and all of our favorite characters from the new trilogy were in the living room. Rose was laying on top of Finn on the couch. Hux and Poe had fought for the right to the loveseat and Poe eventually won because he kicked him in the face. Kylo was forced to the chair and Rey fell asleep on him. So, here he was, half asleep and stroking her hair in the middle of the night. Soon though, he was wholely asleep and having the weirdest dream.

There was Rey, so unlike herself in a dress. But Kylo though she looked very beautiful. He looked down and saw himself as a hideous, ugly, beast.

Oh this must be some sorta Shrek like thing, he thought. I'm going to kiss her and then she'll be like me.

They began dancing, and Rey was smiling up at him. He was so mesmerized by her beauty that he almost didn't notice what she said.

"I love you."

He was then engulfed in a brilliant white light and thought,

Oh, this is not a Shrek thing. This is a Beauty and the Beast thing. She loves me so I become like her.... seems legit. I mean, that's going to be the plot of our storyline in the third movie right?

Kylo finally comes down from the light and he has been transformed into the handsome prince. Rey's crying of happiness and throws her arms around him. He smiles....

And then wakes up and returns to reality. His mom (and by the looks of the empty loveseat he assumes Poe) must be making pancakes. He knows it's his mom not because Han makes her do the cooking it's that Chewbacca does most of the cooking but can't make a decent pancake so they agreed to let Leia do it. Han does cook... just not very well. He once almost burnt the house down making cereal.

Kylo very carefully picks Rey up, kisses her forehead, and sets her on the chair. He makes his way into the kitchen and yes, Poe is with his mom making the pancakes.

"Hi Kylo Ben!" He says, yawning in the middle of it.

"Hello Poe, hi mommy."

His dream about him and Rey put him in a good mood.

"Hello Ben. Go ahead and sit down. I'll get you pancakes. You too Poe."

They both do as they are told and sit down next to each other. Leia brings them pancakes and kisses them both on the head like the caring mother she is. Seriously, she's probably an amazing mother. How did Kylo turn out as he did? Anyway, they both start eating their pancakes. Kylo with just butter on every one and Poe with butter and a ton of syrup.

Finn comes in a few minutes later yawning and rubbing his eyes. "Good morning everyone."

"Morning Finn. Pancakes?" Leia asks.

"Yes please."

He sits down opposite of Poe and Leia hands him pancakes.

"Mornin Winn!" Poe says with a mouth full of pancakes.

"Poe," Finn says.

Poe swallows. "Sorry. Morning Finn! How did you sleep?"

"Pretty well. How about you?"

"I kicked Hux in the face."

"That's nice."

Rey then walks in, and Kylo smiles. He gets up, picks her up and spins her around. He sets her down and they share a beautiful, passionate kiss.

"Hello my love, the light to my darkness, my queen, beautiful bride to be, the Padmé to my Anakin. How are you this morning?"

"Hi. Uh, I'm good, thanks for asking. Ooh! Food!"

She pushes past Kylo and sits down just as Leia places some pancakes on the table.

Kylo goes and kisses her temple and then sits down. He finishes his pancakes, and wonders what will come next in his story.

A huge hint to him: it's musical