Kylo Destroys the Sand

Hux and Bea are dating and no one can change my mind

"Can I bring my girlfriend to your wedding?" Hux asks.

"You have a girlfriend?" Kylo replies.

Hux crosses his arms. "Yes her name is Bea and she is a beautiful ray of sunshine and if you mess her up I'll hurt you."

"Isn't that the chick from Peter Rabbit?"

"Yes and she is my girlfriend. And yes it may be awkward that she'll be sitting alone while I'm up there as best man,"

"Wait wait wait what makes you think you're best man?"

"Well... I'm your best friend aren't I?"

"Well, yes but I already have someone else to be my best man."

"Who? Your dad? That's a little weird."

"No, it's, here let me show you."

Kylo and Hux leave his room and go downstairs to their fireplace where Han is playing fetch with Chewbacca, the wookie, and Leia is reading the newspaper.

"So Ben, have you decided a wedding date yet?" Leia asks.

"No Mom, but I'm announcing my best man,"

"Aw son, I'm flattered." Han interrupts.

"No dad! It's not you!"

Han side-eyes Hux. "Really?"

"Gosh dad no! It's not him either!" Kylo exclaims angrily.

"Well who is it then? Chewie?"

"No dad!"

Kylo pushes through everyone, and they look at him questioningly as he pulls something off of the fireplace mantel.

"Grandpa will be my best man." He says, holding an urn.

"What," everyone collectively says. (Except Chewie, he just growls.)

"Grandpa has always been there for me and understands me best so he will be my best man."

"It's an urn full of his ashes!" Leia exclaims.

"Yes, and it will be standing beside me at my wedding. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go see my bride to be."

Kylo walks out, leaving  Han, Hux, Chewie, and Leia in the living room.

"He took the urn." Han comments.

"You're Just, going to let him take your father's ashes to his girlfriends house, General Organa?" Hux asks.

"I like the respect kid. And yes, we are. Not like I truly cared about him anyway. He blew up my home planet!" Leia replies.

"Wow, sounds like a jerk. Also sounds like we're not really sure where this story takes place, modern day earth or in space." Hux comments.

"Sounds like you're becoming self aware. I'm gonna go take Chewie to the wookie park," Han pauses to kiss Leia. "I'll see you later."

"Remember to check in Luke on your way back!"

"Sure. Come on Chewie."

Chewbacca gets up and follows him out the door. Hux and Leia share a somewhat awkward silence.

"So what's it like being a legend?" Hux asks.

"Maybe you'll know in a few years." Leia replies.

"Savage," Hux whispers.

"HES TAKEN HER!" Kylo comes crashing in, urn still in hand.

"Who? Who's taken who?" Leia asks.

"SNOKE! HES TAKEN REY! WE HAVE TO GET HER BACK!" He grabs Hux's hand and drags him out. Leia sighs and then follows.

"Children."