Kylo Destroys the Sand

I don't care

"Leia, do you think this Rey girl is good enough for Ben?"

Leia puts down the newspaper, and looks Han dead in the eyes.

"I think a better question is if Kylo is good enough for Rey."

"Good point."

Leia goes back to reading the paper and  Han starts to make coffee.

"We should make sure Luke hasn't gotten himself killed by just standing by the ocean." Leia says.

"Right, I'll make sure to do that." Han kisses Leia's cheek and mutters never as he walks out.

Kylo comes sulking down the stairs.

"Hi Mom."

"Hello Ben."

"Come on Mom it's Kylo!"

"Yeah yeah, whatever your name is, if your room isn't clean soon you won't be seeing that girlfriend of yours."

"But Moooom!"

"No buts! Room clean, then Rey."

"Fiiiiine."

Kylo starts to sulk back upstairs.

"Oh and Poe is coming over later, and you have to socialize with him!"

"MOOOOM!"

"You need more friends!"

"I have plenty!"

"You thirty five pieces of Darth Vader merchandise do not count as friends."

"I meant Hux and Rey!"

"Mhm. Sure. Room. Clean. Now."

"Fine!! But I'm going to see Rey afterwards!"

"Not until Poe gets here and leaves!"

"Uuuuuugggggghhhhhh!"

"Go!"

"Fiiiiine!"

Kylo goes and starts to clean his room, and hears Poe come in when he's halfway done.

"Ugh."

When he's finished dusting his collectibles, he tries to escape to go see Rey but ends up meeting Poe coming in from the kitchen with a tray of cookies and lemonade.

"Hi Kylo Ben! I made four dozen cookies completely from scratch from a stray inch of cookie dough that was on your counter! Would you like one?"

Kylo emoly takes a cookie and bites into it.

"This is the worst cookie ever."

But Kylo didn't mean that. He really really liked the cookie. But he wanted to crush Poe's spirit. But it doesn't work.

"Oh, well, I'm sorry about that! What do you think your mom will think of them?"

Now's Kylo's chance.

"She'll hate them."

Leia would love these cookies.

Poe puts the tray on the counter and starts to cry. He pushes past Kylo and goes to hug Leia.

"Oh Miss General Leia ma'm I made these cookies and I gave them to Kylo Ben and he didn't like them and he said you wouldn't like them and I'm sorry I'm such a failure!" By this point he is sobbing and Kylo is smirking.

"BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA ORGANA SOLO! YOU COME APOLOGIZE TO POE RIGHT NOW!" Leia yells.

Kylo groans. "I'm sorry Poe. I'm sure Leia will love your cookies."

Poe sniffs. "Will you?"

"Why don't you go get them and I'll find out?"

Poe dries his eyes and nods. He goes and gets the cookies and he offers them to Leia.

"These are the best cookies I've ever had!" She exclaims.

"Really?"

"Yes."

Kylo groans. "Alright. I socialized, we got cookies. Can I go to Rey's now?"

"Be good to her. She doesn't deserve you."

"Thanks Mom."

Kylo walks out the door leaving Poe and Leia to eat cookies.