Kylo Destroys the Sand

Uncle Luke's Return

"BEN! UNCLE LUKE IS HERE!" Leia calls.

Kylo groans, gets up from his computer and trudges downstairs.

"Benjamin!" Luke says.

"It's Kylo."  He groans.

"Sure it is."

They stand in silence for a little while.

"So when's the gang coming?" Han asks from the living room.

"Six o' clock dad!" Kylo yells back. Chewie growls at him.

"Kylo you have a gang?" Luke asks.

"No, Uncle Luke, Dad meant my friends. It's a slang term. Gosh have you been living in a cave?!?"

Leia glares at him.

"Oh... right, you have. Sorry."

"So, Leia, Who are these friends?" Luke  asks, clearly no longer talking to Kylo.

So Kylo spends the next two hours tracking down a specific piece of Darth Vader Merchandise, while Han and Chewie play fetch in the house (against Leia's wishes), and Leia and Luke spend some time catching up.

When the doorbell rings Kylo screams "ILL GET IT," thinking it might be Rey, the one person who could save him from this hell, but it's Poe, Rose, and Finn. Rose and Finn have Poe

"Hi Kylo Ben!"

Kylo sighs. Well, Finn and Rose aren't that bad. Poe, on the other hand, he barely tolerated. But all of them were better than Uncle Luke.

"Hi Poe, Rose, Finn. Come on in."

They come in and Poe tries to make a beeline for Leia, until Finn stops him.

"Poe,"

Poe sighs. "I know, Leia has a very important person over and I shouldn't interrupt."

Finn pats his head. "That's right Poe."

"And if you're good after this we'll get ice cream." Rose says.

"Yay!"

Finn glares at her, and she just shrugs.

"What? I want ice cream too."

Kylo also wants ice cream, but Kylo chooses not to say anything. The doorbell rings again and he thinks, 'finally, Rey can save me from this,' but when he opens the door it's Phasma.

"What are you doing here? You weren't invited!"

He slams the door, and the bell rings again. He opens it angrily thinking it's Phasma, but it's Hux.

"Hello."

"Hi. Come in."

Hux steps in the door and says "I wanted to bring my girlfriend, Bea, but she was busy tonight."

"Playing with rabbits?" Kylo asks.

Hux frowns. "No, actually she had to work a farmers market and then an art show. I would've gone to the art show but she insisted I come here to support you."

"Uh huh, sure."

"Wait, you have a girlfriend?" Rose asks, somehow having a sprite can in her hand.

"Yes, her name is Bea and she is a literal ray of sunshine."

"Isn't that the chick from Peter Rabbit?" Finn asks.

"I love Peter Rabbit!" Poe squeals.

"SHES REAL I PROMISE."

"Uh huh, sure." Han says.

They all realize that he was just there, listening to all of them. Wow, how did they miss that?

The doorbell rings again and Kylo rips it open to find Rey, standing there and smiling at him.

"Help me."

She chuckles. "Bad day?"

"More or less." He takes her hand and kisses it. "Better now that you're here."

"Oh quit it. Let's eat."

Rey drags Kylo into the kitchen, and everyone soon follows.