Kylo Destroys the Sand

Kylo Pen, the Musical

The gang had decided to take a trip into town to go shopping. Kylo and Hux wanted to go to Hot Topic, Poe wanted to go to the Disney store and the pet shop, Rey and Rose could care less, and Finn wanted to stop at Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some fancy smelling whatever. They decided to go to the Disney store first, because who doesn't love Disney?

"Ok Poe, you can get three things from me." Finn says.

"Two from me," Rose adds.

"And one from me and one from Kylo!" Rey calls.

If it was anyone else Kylo would Glare at them but since it was Rey, all he did was smile. Poe cheered and rushed in. Everyone else chuckled and followed in slowly. Rey and Kylo holding hands, Hux rolling his eyes, and Finn and Rose following after Poe.

Rey starts looking through random stuff and starts laughing at something. Kylo wasn't paying much attention, as he was trying to find new Darth Vader merchandise. She called Rose over and she started laughing too. Fin also joined the gang so Kylo finally looked up. They were holding an Aladdin prince costume that was probably his size up to him. Poe comes bounding up, an Eyore stuffed animal in one hand and dragging Hux in the other and they both laugh.

"You should try it on Ben!" Rey says.

Kylo rolls his eyes but smiles. He takes the thing and kisses Rey on the cheek.

"Only for you."

He comes back out in it and has the sudden urge to sing. He gets down on one knee in front of Rey.

Poe gasps. "He's proposing again!!!"

"Rey, as your future husband to be, I would like to ask you to join the dark side with me."

Everyone's face drops. Except Hux's, he becomes as giddy as Poe usually is.

"Ben,"

"Sh, just let me,"

He then starts to sing.

"I can show you the Force, darkness darker and darkest, tell me scrapper now when did you last let your heart decide?"

Everyone stares questioningly.

"I can open your eyes, take you darker and darker,"

The song continues for a while longer, and by that time quite the crowd had been attracted. After he was done, Children (and Hux) clapped but parents (and everyone else in the group) stood in shock.

"Kylo," Rey says.

"Yes, my empress?"

"Absolutely not! What the hell were you thinking??!?! Why would I join the dark side?!?"

"Well, I,"

"Go get hanged and then we're going to your mother."

Kylo gulps and does as she says. Rey gives Finn money for her and Kylo's promised stuff for Poe, and then Rey drags Kylo  away and everyone else continues to shop. Poe gets the Eyore stuffed animal, special Rouge One collectibles ("they're legends Hux shut up!"), a princess tiara (yeah Kylo paid for that one), a Wasp action figure (Poe's a big marvel fan), a Mickey Mouse and gang (y'all know what I mean) poster, and Finn and Rose action figures ("so I can always see you guys even when you aren't with me).

Everyone awed at that last one. Even Hux. Finn also bought Rose and Him an 'I Love You' and 'I Know' set of t-shirts. And you may say oh Rose is a strong woman who can kinda relate to Han Solo so she wore the 'I Know' one. Nope, she got the Leia t-shirt, because powerful women supporting each other is how it should be. And darn it if you don't think General Leia Organa wasn't one of the strongest women ever then what the heck are you doing with your life.

I could respect that before I was even into Star Wars.

Anyway, after Disney they went to Hot Topic for Hux.

"I don't like it in here. It's dark and depressing." Poe whimpers, clutching the Eyore stuffed animal closet to himself. "And a bit scary."

Finn hugs him. "It's ok Poe, no need to be scared."

"Thank you Finn."

"You've just gotta dig down deep and find your courage." Rose says.

Poe smiles, and they then decide to ditch Hux and go get ice cream.

Which Hux wasn't very happy about.

If you want to know what Kylo in an Aladdin suit looks like look up Aladdin by Saturday Night Live. And watch it through, it's hilarious.