Kylo Destroys the Sand

Chewie ate a porg.... why

"Alright, this better work. If Rey isn't happy again I will kick your-"

Poe clamps his hand over Finn's mouth.

"Finn! Don't say a bad word!" He scolds.

Finn takes Poe's hand off of his mouth and looks at him apologetically.

"I'm sorry Poe, your right. I won't say the bad word."

Poe smiles.

"It'll work, trust me." Hux says.

They're all hiding in a bush, watching as Kylo waits for who he thinks will be Hux, until Rey shows up.

"What are you doing here?" He asks emoly.

"I'm supposed to be meeting Finn and Rose. What are you doing here?" She asks, crossing her arms.

"Supposed to meet Hux." He says, copying her.

"Well, can we wait together?" Rey asks.

"Uh, sure."

They wait in silence for a while, then Kylo speaks up.

"I'm sorry I got so mad about Matt."

"I'm sorry I ever made Matt." Rey says.

"Can we... get back together?" Kylo asks.

"Yes."

Rey goes and sits on Kylo's knees and they kiss.

Rise and Finn high five, Hux and Finn fist bump, and Poe just claps quietly but excitedly.

"Now let's go ruin it," Hux suggests.

Finn whacks him upside the head. "Absolutely not!"

"Shush! Something's happening!" Poe exclaims.

Kylo is on one knee, and Rey is sitting on the table. Kylo is holding a... Darth Vader helmet?

"Rey, you know I truly only love two things in this life. Ok, three if you count my mom. I love you... but mostly I love Darth Vader. So, with this limited edition Darth Vader ring pop, which no you cannot keep, I ask you to marry me."

Rey gasps. "Kylo, Of course I'll marry you!" 

Kylo picks her up and spins her around and they laugh. He pulls an actual ring that has diamonds all over it and slips it on her finger.

"That one you can keep. It's not Darth Vader themed."

"Yay! They're getting married!" Poe jumps out of the bush and claps very loudly.

"POE?!?" Kylo exclaims.

"Oh... whoops. Hi Kylo Ben! Hi Rey!" Poe waves at the two.

"Hi..." Rey replies.

"Great Poe. You blew our cover. Thanks a lot." Hux also comes out of the bush, followed by Finn and Rose.

"Were you all spying on us?" Rey asks.

"Uhhh... kinda." Rose says.

Rey shrugs. "Fair. We're pretty cute."

"I'm going to murder all of you." Kylo says.

Poe gasps. "Why Kylo Ben?!? We just wanted you two to be happy! Are... are you guys not happy?!? I thought you were going to get married!!" He starts to break out in tears. He leans into Finn's shoulder and sobs.

"You try to kill Poe I will kill you." Finn threatens.

"Fair."